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verity_kindle

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The deadliest housewife.

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I need the new banner to be overcrowded and chaotic. It’s too clean and crisp. I don"t want any negative space to rest my eyes. I like the motto at center, looks great, but I don’t like the green AI guy at right. He doesn’t fit the vibe. More soyjacks and a Zelensky in his tiny toy plane are needed instead. How about that adorable USS Pinckney chonker to fill in space at the edge, as a background for the planegirlz? EDIT: I love the little guys and helicopter and splosions at far right.

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I love that there is no intelligence to report. In a world of corruption and lies, NCD is an anchor…made of ramen and something… I’m still recovering from extended exposure to my in laws. Pray for me, I pray you.

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Well played! Applause from a groundling.

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I miss the sisters, they were joyful villains and we need more of those.

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They’re not the good guys, they’re just the fun guys. They corner the market on fun in this quadrant. How can so few do this? Because the Federation is so boring, they drain all the boring in their direction.

maybe I should have racked my cider (files.catbox.moe)

This is my first cider. I threw in some grapes I’d frozen a while ago. I bottled directly from primary. 2 weeks in the bottle and I checked on it, saw the sludge on the left. A night in the fridge and then poured off the clear cider into one glass and the sludge into another. So much sludge. A good 15-20% of the volume. Lesson...

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How did it taste, tho?

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This is a rich mine of Compressed Superb Snark, dig it out! I don’t care how many of your lives it takes!

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Mah mizzizle, Bakula was not the problemizzle. The producers and writers have far more influence than any lead actor. Blame the producers, it’s a proud traditionizzy since 1961.

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Warp 9 to Planet Kubota, there are ripe right-to-repair maidens to be rescued!

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Yea boi

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The closer your pelvis is to someone’s face, the more leadership they get. That’s what they taught at the Academy and that’s good enough for my pelvis.

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Martok looks so happy in the last two frames. I don’t know how you did that and I’m not projecting! You’re projecting! Don’t you want Martok to be happy! He doesn’t get along with his brother! He needs a hug sometimes.

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YUOAH DA GUVNA

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Blush should be only applied lightly with a clean, dry brush to the apples of the cheekbones, with a subtle touch that takes practice and patience. Had primer and foundation been first applied to freshly cleansed skin, the blush would give a dewy, natural glow…I can’t stop…someone please stop me…

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Just apply more and use a bench brush. That’s what the, erm, attack helicopter pictured above did.

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This is the best of the BBs PLUS handsome Chakotay!? The day has barely started!

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Lindemanns Apfel Lambic, Belgian atmosphere never tasted so good. Sweet and dry and grassy and funky, all at once.

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I like this. Horror and Martok, oh so right.

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Don’t forget a floater, for when he has to detail over to Cheyenne Mountain. He’s the only effective middle manager the Federation has for the SG project, expect him to be gone for at least 180 days. EDIT: that wig…that ain’t right. That’s a dollar store wig, but even if it weren’t, it just looks wrong on that well crafted dome. Let your dome shine!

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    verity_kindle,
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    I demand more BritTrek memes, you idiot sandwiches.

    verity_kindle,
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    Never give up, never surrender! You’ll get back to that idyllic flute life. I believe in your memecrafting. Stamets has to sleep sometime, and you’re gonna go out there on that stage and you’re gonna come back a star!

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    Please. What is the piece of Shatneriana that led to the glorious memery?

    verity_kindle,
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    Thank you! How could I forget The Shat was in it.

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    Cozy indeed, but the candles burning right next to stacks of paper really upset me. I’m worried for the future of this library. :)

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    Ooh. Ooh, I see Riker and Son’s space jiu jitsu helmets on the right!!!

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    Wiggum reaction levels are increasing rapidly, if this keeps up, I’ll have to shut down the worf core…

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    Have we won? Is it safe to come out of the holographically camoflaged bunkers?

    verity_kindle,
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    How daaaare you…that green blood runs hot, he’s a raging volcano of animal magnetism!

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    This glass of white wine says that YOU, @stephfinitely, are cool. This wine is politely quiet on the subject of Kevin.

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    I got 99 problems and a Frenchman ain’t one

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    🎶 Born to be kevs, they are the risans of the uuuniverse 🎶

    verity_kindle,
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    Danke schoen

    verity_kindle,
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    Or Jellico could make a bid for that, he got rid of Picard’s lionfish! Fuck that noise, that was worse than killing Tuvix. Picard season 4 should deal with that story arc. What Did Jellico Know and When Did He Know It? Where are the tapes, Mr. Jellico?

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    TNG really hit its stride when they hit that sweet syndication budget increase- what was the minimum? 100 eps? More job security for everyone, more money for Q snaps.

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    This is the most wholesome update ever, don’t make me cry. You are a cinnamon roll starting a magic carpet ride.

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    Thank you!

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    I, KEVIN, AM AS CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAH… “I’d pay real money if he’d shut up.” - Boi McCoy

    verity_kindle,
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    It’s space slang, it’s new, we wouldn’t have heard of it. ;)

    verity_kindle,
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    Your offering is acceptable. Picard always looked foxy in earth tones.

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    Picard, please! I don’t see the Dune reference in the image…he’s wearing Malcolm Reynolds’ outfit. EDIT: i saw the (spicy Dune) text ref ;)

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    Same here, you maniacs brighten a cold, dark, rainy day. I would drive into the city clerk’s office with any of you.

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    Thank you for this. Might have this tattooed somewhere…or tattoo it on the dog…

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    Yasss, this is the support I need as a noob

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    There are thousands of types of mold besides the ones you mentioned and most are not harmful to humans. But there are many that can be very, very harmful under the right conditions, like some types of black mold people find in their basements. Source: real life experience, this week, trying to convince a non profit to move out of a free basement rental location before the mold related lawsuits start :) Unless you can precisely identify the mold, it’s best to assume the worst. Sorry, bud

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    That redshirt is almost as pretty as Thranduil, the rugged leader on the party elk

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    “Sure, root beer drinking humie, you can wed my daughter, if you bring me a jewel. It’s somewhere in Minas Corva, good luck, there are five lights, seeyoudeadbye…”

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    Subtly Uncanny Valley.

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    The extras look so disappointed that Riker didn’t get got.

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