This may be the dumbest thing I've made yet. Sorry, Risa.
CADmonkey, “Too strong, Mr. Data, use the Kubota B5100 setting”
lemillionsocks, 
Sometimes an idea can be so dumb, it comes back around again as GENIUS. Congratulations.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Lol, thank you
StillPaisleyCat, 
Anyone else have Ukrainian farmers come to mind?
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/46711834-6076-43c1-b034-0cc36d0a4fbd.jpeg
Not that I’m suggesting mixing in a political war meme here, but that’s what popped up first for me.
verity_kindle, 
Yea boi
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, We’ve gone back in time to season 2!
Starglasses, It took me a good minute. Got a real good laugh!!
milkisklim, Fun fact I heard from an employee a year or so ago.
When contractors for John Deere are hired to become full JD employees they call the process “getting a green card” on account of the new ID badge’s color.
interolivary, 
I said “argh” out loud, which means this is is perfect
The_Picard_Maneuver, I live for groans.
interolivary, I wholeheartedly support this goal
stardust, Is beautiful! You scratched an itch I didn’t even know I had.
NumbersCanBeFun, 
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agent_flounder, 
Indeed.
undeffeined, Ahahhahahaa this is so silly, I love it
ininewcrow, 
This is beautiful … this is what Risa is all about
MajorHavoc, It’s perfect!
I’ve wanted to see someone make this since the first time I heard “engage the tractor beam”.
Of course, I was probably like 5. Then again, my humor hasn’t progressed that much since then anyway.
The_Picard_Maneuver, I finally got your letter in the mail. It just took forever for the post office to discern your 5 y/o handwriting.
Seraph, 
John Deere™ Tractor Beam
No you can't repair it on your own - you have to bring it to a licensed repair shop.
The_Picard_Maneuver, When they’re broken, it’s easier to just fire them out as projectiles.
negativenull, Eject the Warp Core Tractor Beam -Shaxs
usualsuspect191, Nothing beams like a Deere
teft, 
And there is only one repair shop per quadrant.
Blackout, 
This is why I prefer physical buttons over touchscreens in my starships. Happens all the time.
The_Picard_Maneuver, And don’t get me started on voice commands.
marcos, Well, loud-voice-only password entry is probably the best invention on all of those series.
Lydia_K, 
I love it!
Wizarded, Technically correct
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