@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

superfly_samurai

@[email protected]

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

I’ve found stolen tomatoes and eggplant that look just like that peach. It’s like they were playing with it.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Mine sits politely at the counter while we cook (no paws on the counter) waiting to taste anything we are cooking.

I don’t think she knows she’s a cat.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

I had a friend in college that would just say, “So, what’s your deal?”

I’m shocked at how well it worked. Open ended, so you only get what they’re willing to talk about, but they’ll still be ok talking.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Delivery had a lot to do with softening the approach.

Definitely not for all situations, but to be fair, no approach could be.

Need some (kinda dirty joke) names for my mead. Any ideas?

Designing some custom labels for when I start bottling before Christmas, so I finally have to get around to coming up with names. The cherry has had its name since before I even started it, as well as a tagline and description. So cherry is set. Need to come up with something along the same lines for the blueberry and the mixed...

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Blue Bells - For when you get left hanging under the mistletoe.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Because Bob usually knows, and/or did it.

(I use Bob too)

Americans of Lemmy, what is your approach to next year's election?

2020 was… truly unique. It was so hard to stay away from doom scrolling, and I (and many others) were pretty disillusioned by the sad fact that so much of our country legitimately supported the Orange Man. I didn’t get a wink of sleep the night of the election because I genuinely considered it to be a make or break decision...

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

I think it was Lewis Black who said, “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the two party system in this country is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

I vote for who earns my vote. I refuse the forced choice of two terrible options.

How do you handle being upset about something online?

like either a dumbass posting stupid shit, unfair bans, idiotic arguments, etc etc. i feel so incredibly stupid letting it affect me at all, but then also there’s real feelings mixed in there because it’s a real argument i give a shit about to some degree. so it’s this odd double crossing where i know it’s stupid but i...

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Similarly, have they offered something worthy of my time and consideration?

Yes, consider engaging.

No? Next.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

There’s no such thing as quiet quitting. I prefer acting your wage.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

300 hours of sick leave? I think I feel a fever coming on.

Wife's boss is on a power trip. Is this legal?

My wife works in a restaurant, and the power-tripping manager has instituted a new policy where all shift changes must be approved by management. I think that is reasonable enough, but they’re also asking the originally-scheduled employee why they are switching shifts, then approving or denying based on the answer....

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

“I don’t want to know, Dave.”

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Who will think of the landlords?

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

I’m pushing 50 and when people ask me how I know so much about computers, my first comment is that I had to program my first computer for it to do anything.

My second is that I actively sought to learn, and you can too.

Later in life Linux played a huge role in understanding how these contraptions work. Ironically, I’m a human factors engineer, so I’m also guilty of creating part of the problem. User interfaces that “just work”… Until they don’t.

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Teach a child to fish, basically.

If we keep making it easy for them… Ask and I’ll give you all the answers… They’ll never learn.

My first response these days is, “What have you tried so far?” And, “What are you searching for in ‘Google’?”

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Here I was just contemplating installing Windows 11.

Looks like I’ll be waiting.

snazzy0933, to asklemmy

What are some tips for dealing with solicitors (door-to-door salespeople)? Our neighborhood gets a lot of them.

We have a “No solicitors” sign hanging on the front door. Nevertheless, they knock, ring the doorbell, or worse, yell through the front window when it is open, trying to get our attention.

We have a Ring video doorbell and have enabled the automatic “Sorry, we’re not interested” announcement after 15 seconds. These pushy SOBs ignore the sign and the announcement.

When I ultimately find out they are soliciting and I ask why they ignored both the sign and the doorbell announcement, they usually say something like, “I’m not selling anything. I am just working with some people in the neighborhood…” or some such BS.

My wife and I work from home and have had to explain the window shouting to coworkers in meetings. We also have two small children who could be trying to nap at any given time. We have good reasons to not want to be disturbed at home and these assholes disregard that wish.

I will write a negative review online if I find out their name and company they are representing. Any other ways to get these people to leave us alone?

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

I don’t need a reason to not be bothered at my home, other than being at my home.

I have a side window and just glare at them and shake my head “no” disappointingly. I don’t give them the satisfaction of opening the door.

The ring doorbell sounds neat, but I think it’s easier to ignore then a human.

I would also follow up with a 1 star review of their company if they behaved that way at my house. And probably shame them on our neighborhood social media pages. With video from my ring doorbell. (I don’t have one, but you do.)

Going back to extract brewing...

First time posting here, but looking for pointers to good extract beer recipes. My friend and I have been all-grain brewing for a couple of years, but I recently became a father for the first time, which cuts down my spare time significantly! I’m finding that I just don’t have the time for all-grain brewing any more, so I...

superfly_samurai,
@superfly_samurai@lemmy.one avatar

Interestingly, I used to do extract brewing, then switched to BIAB, and now an all in one. I don’t think BIAB really increased my brewing and cleaning time much.

With my All in One, I think I’m right back to my extract days in terms of time spent because I ferment right in the AI1. Very little cleanup. (Or at least the cleanup is spread out a lot more.)

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • uselessserver093
  • Food
  • aaaaaaacccccccce
  • test
  • CafeMeta
  • testmag
  • MUD
  • RhythmGameZone
  • RSS
  • dabs
  • KamenRider
  • TheResearchGuardian
  • KbinCafe
  • Socialism
  • oklahoma
  • SuperSentai
  • feritale
  • All magazines