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fkamiah17

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Tory-hating, Brexit-denying, nature-loving book nerd. Inept gardener, sketcher, knitter and music-maker. Queen of lazy town, prone to aimless wittering. Pro-independence for all who want it. Proud to live in Wales. Very sweary but only at the wrong kind of people, and they know who they are. She/Her #CitizenOfEurope #Travel #IndieKid #Bookstodon #FuckTheTories #YesCymru #film #tea #history #art #mythology #folklore #space #linguist #science #Gardening #Music

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fkamiah17, to random
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Unfuckingbelievable. He's actually contradicting facts.

fkamiah17, to random
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Fucking hell.
"It is quite burdensome to Jewish people to find central London and lots of mainline stations taken over week after week with people, large proportions of which are asking to drive half the Jewish population in the world into the sea."
Danny Finkelstein, yesterday
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE FUCKING ASKING.

dgar, to random
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he’s not coming.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fucking idea.

fkamiah17,
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@dgar
Is this from your upcoming book "Jokes My Grandad Told Me When I Was Seven"? 😆😘
You forgot:
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

dgar, to random
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!

fkamiah17,
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@dgar These two are the most recent - I can't choose between them. They aren't really memes but I never play by the rules of any game properly anyway and I'm not starting now and they're funny so shut up. 😂

Screenshot of a tweet showing a picture of the tweeter's mum's Insta conversation. Tweet reads Some freak messaged my mum on insta n she replies with this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant deal with her Insta conversation reads Man: hi sweetheart can we fuck Mum: can't at the moment I'm in Tesco's

fkamiah17, to random
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A little light relief for all of you who've not heard about this.

ChrisMayLA6, to bookstodon
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This morning @tomgauld (in the Guardian) has summed up the problem with my addiction... its almost like he poked his head into my home and perhaps @fkamiah17 as well?

@bookstodon

fkamiah17,
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@ChrisMayLA6 You know it!
I don't think we're alone, Chris.
I could totally live with this set up 😂📚@bookstodon

fkamiah17, to random
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Very British Signage - Pest Control
h/t No Context Brits

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