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dgar, 7 months ago to random

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he’s not coming.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fucking idea.

fkamiah17, 7 months ago

@dgar
Is this from your upcoming book "Jokes My Grandad Told Me When I Was Seven"? 😆😘
You forgot:
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

dgar, 9 months ago to random

One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!

fkamiah17, 9 months ago

@dgar These two are the most recent - I can't choose between them. They aren't really memes but I never play by the rules of any game properly anyway and I'm not starting now and they're funny so shut up. 😂

Screenshot of a tweet showing a picture of the tweeter's mum's Insta conversation. Tweet reads Some freak messaged my mum on insta n she replies with this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant deal with her Insta conversation reads Man: hi sweetheart can we fuck Mum: can't at the moment I'm in Tesco's

ChrisMayLA6, 11 months ago to bookstodon

This morning @tomgauld (in the Guardian) has summed up the problem with my #books addiction... its almost like he poked his head into my home and perhaps @fkamiah17 as well?

@bookstodon
#TBR

fkamiah17, 11 months ago

@ChrisMayLA6 You know it!
I don't think we're alone, Chris.
I could totally live with this set up 😂📚@bookstodon