dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he’s not coming.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals?
Still no fucking idea.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@dgar
Is this from your upcoming book "Jokes My Grandad Told Me When I Was Seven"? 😆😘
You forgot:
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

ACAElliott,
@ACAElliott@mstdn.social avatar

@fkamiah17 @dgar

First thought: "What does he mean 'Grandad' ? Those are jokes from MY childhood."

Second thought: "Uh-oh!"

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