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Maybe they had brain surgery and came out with permanent amnesia, no memory of their car or former life. So they were forced to start over with a clean slate. Maybe they are better off and happier than ever before. Maybe that car was even rigged to explode if they would have gotten back into it. Look at the bright side.

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I’m a professional and still love what I do

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Upvote from me, that is funny

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Don’t get what? The meme?

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They’ve already started eating it without killing it, see one leg is missing.

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That’s fair I guess 😅

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I haven’t eaten beef in like more than 30 years, but I remember that it tasted good when I used to eat it

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He wasn’t hoping to reach it, he has already reached it. His hope has been fulfilled

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That comparison is so out of wack I won’t even comment on it. Shit, I already did 😂

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You don’t drink beer right?

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Another non beer drinker

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This brings back bad memories when I was a postman on a bicycle and these geese used to chase me every time I went past their house

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I always had problems cleaning the blood off my scrabble board. Any suggestions?

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Bumblebee you haven’t fooled me

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My people will understand

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Excuse me while I light my spliff… 😅

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OK I gotta check that out more

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You missed it, but it’s okay

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Gotta respect the Linux lovers, they go hard lol

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Thanks captain obvious

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Oh I forgot the cats lol

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That’s how you start seeing it when you scroll

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Why did you write “Wjy” the last time and not Why? And “alligned” instead of aligned? The subliminal messaging is never endning

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Lemmy

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I gotta clean my contacts, I read this the first time and saw 'the government is offering advanced dangers… "… And it seemed logical

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This made me hungry, I went straight to IHOP

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I understand everything but don’t find it funny

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The inversion is obvious… Well then again, maybe not for most Americans lol

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Using the dates correctly and soldiers trying to throw arrows like spears without the bow would have been funny and still confused those who don’t understand how BC dates work.

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Lmao

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This is so real, has happened to me so many times… And the motion sensors usually don’t react even to you moving the toilet stall door… Fucking hell

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Hemmoiroids are wierd, they have both a pain stage a pleasure stage 😂

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There’s a way to shit quietly??

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I hate co sitting, will never do it voluntarily, it’s always a guy arriving after me and ruining my vibe

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The ones here are motion based, I’ve sent my measuring tape out across the floor to get them to turn on lol

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OK early business model… “Plastic remediation”, come in with a crew in hazmat suits and special machinery to safely rid buildings and houses of plastics 💡

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Yeah reading was normal for kids back then lol 😂

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“I’m in love with the CoCo”

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Can I tell you how I feel like after your comment?

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But manpower is not a measurement 🙄

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In that case I am worth 10 manpower peak, and sustained 3 manpower. Depending on the activity. With the right honey I can exceed those levels

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Everybody knows that, so sad

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