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Eaten by people?

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Haha even in Wikipedia it says it’s sometimes called the Bermuda Lily cause we go wild with those in Easter season… But as far as I know nobody eats them here lol

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Very interesting

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You’re just imagining it, the cat is invisible

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It’s not a problem for us, we just drive our cars

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They’ve analyzed me and I emit more greenhouse gases than 10 cows…

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I blocked that community after a short time because of how “disparaging” they were… And disparaging is putting it very mildly

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They seem to think it’s only a point A to point B thing about transit to and from work, like everybody is an office worker. I have to go from job to job during the day and carry my whole kit of tools with me… I can’t carry the tools in public transport or from job to job without my car. So maybe they think independent small contractors like me need to be eliminated because we have to use our cars? If I get bigger I would be even more evil with a little van, or god forbid a pick up truck 😅

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I love cats cause they basically don’t give a fuck

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Surprised the crusaders haven’t appeared yet saying “American” includes every country in the Americas… Canadians, Mexicans, Panamanians, Brazilians etc etc :-)

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Amazingly there were a bunch of them… 🤷I can’t figure it out either

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Oh fuck

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USA buddy, the A stands for America

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Yeah for real 😅 who would want to claim that? Lol

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Well South Africa is not the only country in the south of Africa if we are gonna go around getting bent out of shape by such petty shit. The other countries in the Americas all have their own distinctive names and don’t want to be called americans, it’s a non issue

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Oha!

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Isn’t it funny seeing them holding the cellphone down with the bottom end up to their mouth so the mic is ‘closer’ ,. But still almost shouting 🤦‍♂️lol

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Running around causing havoc

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So it’s okay for one pollinator to eat another pollinator, but if a lemmy anti mosquito meme appears the pollinator protectors come out in a rage

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A kamikaze wasp stung me hard on the tip of my nose once when I got too close to the nest… Didn’t swat it tho. My nose turned pink and swelled up like Bozo’s… I don’t think it ever returned to normal

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Well your gift is better than mine… I’m an unwilling roach whisperer, they fly to me walk to me, crawl on me, try to snuggle under my feet even. I didn’t ask for this power

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A distinct possibility… On another note what are they looking for in our ears?

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Once a huge roach was on the other side of the bathroom, he froze when he saw me… Too far away for me to smash him fast enough… I talked him over to me “C’mon c’mon,. Good boy… Come here it’s okay” He slowly came to me inch by inch,. Until he got right beside my foot and I only had to do a quick 6 inch stamp and bam he was squashed.

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So trusting

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I’m with you 100 % my brother, I live on an island so I experience everything you are talking about and I have the same reactions… I keep a can of Raid next to my bed… Also i spray under my bedroom door as an initial line of defense lol. I too will move everything until I’m sure one is dead if it runs under the bed or something like that.

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“I protect those who come here”

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Just reading that hurt my eyes

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It happens here all the time man. Like people have no sense of humor and take offense, and come in guns blazing about stuff meant to just laugh at and move on. It’s getting ridiculous

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I guess you didn’t get the witty sarcasm regarding beans as an original pillar of lemmy culture in the earlier days. I didn’t literally mean it was criminal, nor is this meant to diminish the severity of what the world went through with the pandemic. Relax a little man

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I live on a tiny island in the middle of the atlantic with almost no industry, and very little agriculture… Almost everything is imported here so you don’t have to tell me about supply chain issues, we have them here all the time covid or not. This was not a serious post, but it’s getting some wickedly serious responses

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Maybe I’m unwittingly mildly infuriating people 😊

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I didn’t even mention the more than mildly infuriating prices here on my island lol

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Yes I know they were real, Actually supply chain issues regarding Toyotas were really low on our priority list here during the pandemic lol. We went months with no Bananas, no avocados, other stuff you would take for granted we just couldn’t get here on the island for certain stretches… But nice if Toyota did something innovative

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Imagine how they hoarded here on an island, it was pathetic, yeah the rationing was necessary, people were trying to buy enough toilet paper to hold them for years 🤦‍♂️

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I think they have cameras and radar guns up there, they’ll just mail you the ticket

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Fuckers were biting through our kitchen screens and raiding our avocados

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Yeah cause I’m on Android 13 and I don’t get that warning

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I gave this an upvote… Not gonna read all the comments, I found it cute and bit funny. Not gonna read more into it. When my girl calls me for support in a crisis I hope this is the crisis too 😂

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Damn I smell it from here

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The obnoxiously loud American tourists… They are beyond obnoxious 😅, it’s really incredible. Maybe you guys could have a qualifying exam or training course for the ones that travel to other countries as tourists. They are not good ambassadors at all lol

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I put honey in my tea and coffee, just imagining grabbing that one by mistake 🔥

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Maybe he accidentally put it in his tea?

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I can’t imagine a world without boomers, and I’ll never live to see it.

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