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But just the Launch Arco, specifically. IIRC there were two or three others like the black Darco that didn’t launch.

It’s funny the things my brain chooses to remember for over two decades, yet it forgets for months that the car I drive every day probably needs a wheel bearing until I start driving and it makes the noise again for the hundredth time. I might never play that game again and yet the car could kill me and/or other people tomorrow.

Actually… now that I mention it, this post is making me want to spin up an XP VM. BRB, priorities.

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They remind me of the delicious Pizza Hut breadsticks that Taco Bell used to sell. It’s the only thing I miss about working there other than getting high in the walk-in freezer.

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I didn’t know either but I took one for the team, regrettably. Child Sexual Abuse Material.

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Which meds are they?

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Spicer

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Ackshually the corner is centered right on the spindle in the middle of the platters.

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This is the second demon core joke I’ve seen on Lemmy in as many hours. Was it referenced in Oppenheimer or something?

I trapped a raccoon in my chimney. So... what now?

This raccoon has been destroying my roof and scaring my dogs at night for months and I finally had enough. I crawled out my window in my underwear with a flashlight and a Microtech Halo in my teeth (admittedly idk what my plan was here, just enjoy the imagery) and tried to scare it off the roof but it crawled down my chimney...

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That’s probably the most sensible option once they open in the morning but I’m open to alternatives. I have a trap that I caught a possum in once but I’m not sure I can rig it vertically onto a chimney.

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It’s a 100 year old house with a 3/4" cast iron insert inside a 2’ thick brick chimney that’s sealed at the bottom so the 10lb raccoon is probably going to do more damage to itself than my property while it’s in there. At this point I’m more concerned about the larger one I just chased away that might be its mother.

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Alas, it escaped from the chimney while I was waiting on animal control to open.

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I saved mine so I wouldn’t lose it! It’s in Bitwarden.

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A bad urologist said my prostate was enlarged at 35 years old. I got a second opinion, an overactive bladder diagnosis, and a prescription that took 4-6 nightly trips to the bathroom down to 0-1.

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Ditropan/oxybutynin

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Is that one of Cloudflare’s free products?

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One of them bears an uncanny resemblance to one of mine.

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I thought it was what happens to popcorn when I get super horny…

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He needs to get fucked, though, just not by another person.

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I’ve seen this before on Reddit (fuck spez) and I still didn’t get it until I read the comments.

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Fuck spez.

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That’s not the only problem. Another problem is those magnets can pick up little bits of metal and short out chargers and devices. I found out the hard way.

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