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Have you missed the beautiful camouflage patterns Crocs are available in?

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Oxford commas forever. Commas save lives, people!

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Space Jesus, not regular earthbound Jesus.

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MoviePass and Sinemia got me into like 50 movies. I think my favorite part of that glorious year (less, but let’s round) was when one of the services just stopped working one day and I had prepaid for a year’s service. I reached out to my credit card company and said I got shorted X months of the service. They refunded me the full amount of the prepaid year, so I essentially got months of newly released movies (I’d typically go on Friday afternoons to have fewer people in the theater and the line for concessions) for free.

I should add, the RunPee app saved me so many times I can’t even tell you. Seriously, my favorite app even tangentially related to movies. Get the Infinity Coin if that’s still offered, it’s a great deal for a lifetime of not missing the good parts, especially if you see Christopher Nolan movies regularly.

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Basically they’ve bought into the idea that the West, neoliberal capitalists to the core, is the root of all evils, so the leaders opposing the West must be good. Unfortunately, the enemy of my enemy isn’t my friend when it comes to geopolitics.

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

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How is this better than going with your dog while they’re outside or watching them on a camera? Are you planning some kind of geotagging so you don’t miss a soft landmine?

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“Are you two trying for a baby yet?”

“Not that it’s your business, but I prefer facials to creampies.”

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“Hard to get pregnant the way we do it. Pull-out isn’t reliable enough so we go for the poophole loophole.”

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This is sarcasm, right? You might want to use a “/s” tag because tone is hard to parse in written form, and Poe’s Law is in full effect.

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Being able to breathe underwater, no boosts to handling pressures and no talking to fish. You can’t go rescue dumb submarines, you still swim slower than any trained seal or dolphin, and cleaning the office fish tank doesn’t require swimming.

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Finally, you could be 100% clean.

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