FanfictionConsort

FanfictionConsort, 11 months ago

Sure. How much do the alternatives cost?

It's all well and good to cry for getting rid of XYZ, but if there's no good alternative (or in this case, cheap), it's just not going to happen.

FanfictionConsort, 11 months ago

I really like subway, it's about the only place you can get chipotle sauce in the UK. Used to go there every week.

That said, I haven't bought it in about a year. The prices have gone up to the point where I feel like I'm spending insanely irresponsibly if I'm not buying the absolute cheapest food, and Subway is no exception. The stress of knowing I spent far too much on something far outweighs any enjoyment it might provide.

FanfictionConsort, 1 year ago

Lizardfolk Ancestral Guardian Barbarian
Kalashtar Echo Knight Fighter
Tabaxi Draconic Sorcerer (Main Character, in an affectionate way)
Aarakocra Eloquence Bard (Actually the most prone to putting their foot in their mouth, but they cute their way out of consequences)
Half-elf Shepherd Druid

I was playing a Leonin Artificer, but I died literally just last session. Ate a full round of attacks from a hydra which got me to 2hp and then the fighter scoring the killing blow caused the floor to collapse, dealing 10 bludgeoning damage and knocking everyone unconscious for 10 minutes so I couldn't get help on the death saves

FanfictionConsort, 1 year ago

Doubt it. I think this guy wants control of Russia.

I strongly advise you not to give Prighozin the benefit of the doubt- he's a HUGE Nazi, and has the tattoos to prove it (plus he literally named Wagner after... well, Wagner. Hitler's favourite musician).

Best case here is mutual destruction of russian leadership.

FanfictionConsort, 1 year ago

I have a good option here: Dairy.

Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they'll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.

Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don't try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you'll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it'll curdle in your stomach.