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These plants have had it too good for too long.

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The trick is to lick it from the back until you can see through it then snap it off.

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Girls are overrated, post dank poop memes

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"No, see, it's actually a good thing that everything isn't in one place..."

DoucheAsaurus,
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This lemmy instance seems to be covering a lot

!ukraine

@ukraine

https://sopuli.xyz/c/ukraine

DoucheAsaurus,
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My dude, when your mom said you could be anything she didn't mean constipated.

DoucheAsaurus,
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Let me direct your attention to this thread

https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855

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Hold on, I'll be right back.

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I'm back but I got distracted and forgot why I was there. Gonna have to check again later to see what you mean.

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(775) 227-3232

The guy threatened to dismember me and my family when I called him out lol. Have with them.

DoucheAsaurus,
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Small update, I believe I have pissed off everyone in their office. When they answer I hear things like "ugh" and "this fuck" before they hang up on me hahaha

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It's for sure an office full of scammers. I've called it an obscene amount of times today lol.

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Just to clarify, they answer the phone as "Amazon customer service" and they always end up slinging obscenities at me and insulting my mother etc. Not all of them threaten me with bodily harm but it doesn't sound like standard training for Amazon employees to me.

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Oh man, I fuckin love that guy. Always a good time watching his stuff.

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The magic of the verse baybee

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Click choose file, then browse to the file, once it is selected and you see the filename next to the choose file box you can hit the "add new photo" to post it. The upload button doesn't seem to do anything for me either atm.

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Take that Unitas!

James Cameron reacts sub implosion: 'I'm struck by the similarity of the Titanic disaster itself' (www.youtube.com)

Film director James Cameron has expertise in designing and testing these submersibles, and he has many criticisms of the design of the sub that imploded, and of the hubris of the CEO who ignored repeated safety warnings from the diving community. He also mentions that the sub seems to have been attempting to resurface when it...

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He died like he lived, shirking safety in the name of commercialization.

DoucheAsaurus,
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Legendary director and king of the box office James Cameron?

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Well since this isn't reddit you can actually look at who is downvoting. So whats up with all the downvotes @amnesiac7 ?

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I just boosted everyone in the thread. No ones rep was harmed in the making of this comment section.

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Depends on the sub probably, I didn't link directly to either site except on r/redditalternatives

DoucheAsaurus,
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I wouldn't have found this site if not for a post on reddit. If nobody talks about it elsewhere nobody will find it. Anyway I was mostly just commenting and trying to correct people who were trying to make lemmy and kbin seem really hard to use.

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while you're out at your fuck-tent

I'm dead holy shit 🤣

DoucheAsaurus,
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Thanks bro

disappears into nothingness

DoucheAsaurus,
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That's the look of a servant who knows what their master's gout ridden feet look like.

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Reputation seems borked at the moment, it counts downvotes but not upvotes so I'm sitting at -34 right now lol

DoucheAsaurus,
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Nah lets just stagnate the minimum wage so nobody can afford a car.

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I've taken to learning German since that's half my front page right now. Apparently they all found feddit.de haha

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I'll actually miss that one, it was one of the least toxic large subreddits.

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We need a new list every year because the fucking things don't have replaceable batteries :/

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That is encouraging but the fact remains that there is a point of failure in the battery which has a known lifetime of charge cycles. I'm wouldn't tell you not to buy them I'm just a stickler for that kind of thing I guess.

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The qudelix is stupidly powerful for how tiny it is, especially if you run it with balanced cables.

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Every time I go shopping for a new tablet it seems like the market is dead and I end up buying something that's 2 years old.

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Dude calls himself an American supremacist, what a fuckin chode lol.

"As Rodriguez exited the courtroom Wednesday, he defiantly shouted that “Trump won!” repeating the same lie that ultimately culminated in the Capitol attack."

The delusion is strong with this one haha, tell it to your cellmate.

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He'd just start a jailbait mag I'm sure.

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Think of it like Lemmy but with a different UI plus the ability to "tweet" on mastodon. I'm commenting from kbin right now, we can all see the same posts because it's federated.

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Own a pig farm.

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Kbin is another federated instance on the verse just like Lemmy, it just has a different UI. I'm browsing this thread and commenting through kbin right now, we can all interact with the same posts :)

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