Vlhacs,

Date: “having five fingers is perfectly normal”

Me: reading the AI response and sweating profusely

antaymonkey,

Sooooo Cyrano de Bergerac but cyberpunk.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Would’ve been perfect for George Costanza. “Why do your glasses have a wire plugged into them?”

Hackerman_uwu,

*Art VanDelaye

MaryTzu,

This but for job interviews please.

echodot,

Job interviews are not a problem because they ask you the same stupid questions every single time.

You could be applying for a job working alone in the arctic for 6 months, and they would still ask you if you were a team player.

So just ask chat GPT to generate appropriate responses to the top 50 most commonly asked interview questions, and then print them out and bring it on a piece of paper, or just memorize them.

Having obvious sifi bullshit glasses on in an interview is probably not a reassuring thing for you to do.

Thrawne,

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

blackstampede,

I appreciate the IT crowd reference.

Matriks404,

The fuck is the point of dating if you are going to cheat?

postmateDumbass,

Its an Open Truth relationship

Nobody,

Cyrano de Bergerac updated for the techno-fascist, neofeudalist hellscape that is the modern world.

phoneymouse,

Woman: Hi nice to meet you, I’m Barbara. What is your name?

Man with AI in his ear: … (pauses) … As an AI large language model, I do not have a name…

Hackerman_uwu,

Classic bloke stuff.

ericlewisauthor,

This is the conversational equivalent of women’s makeup…and high heels…and padded bra. But those totally aren’t cheats, right?

n0m4n,

I uhh have this friend that could use something like this for everyday conversation. When I When he opens his mouth, his inner Sheldon Cooper brain part takes over, except he’s not smart enough to connect to AI.

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