Papa Johns has the "Papadilla" and Pizza Hut now has their "Melt"
Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?
Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy
Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn't shit.
Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE.
Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn't touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.
Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.
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