Rules of Aquisition (Of spices and other tasty ingredients)
GregorGizeh, This is incredibly cursed. My god
Swim, flavor bomb incoming!
kuoushi, No thank you.
negativenull, Rule of Acquisition #47.
Never trust a man with better frosted tips than your own.
Crackhappy, 
Oh God I thought it was the tiger King for a minute and got so confused.
wjrii, 
fatalicus, I hope that is an unfortunate typo in the title…
Stamets, (edited ) 
Ferengi might be duplicitous and under handed but they’re not that racist.
It’s a typo. I didn’t notice when making the post on my phone and I can’t edit the post from my phone. I’ve been lying on the floor of my kitchen for the past half an hour due to bad decisions like “walking”. I’ll be back to the PC to change it whenever I can get up
CeruleanRuin, Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.
Stamets, (edited ) Yeah that was a nice surprise. Still remember @teft telling me it was possible.
WarmSoda, Lol it’s hilarious to me that you haven’t changed it though
Stamets, Because I am still lying on the floor of my kitchen lol
WarmSoda, Lol fair enough.
Fair enough.
Stamets, There we go. Hobbled back to PC but problem solved. Guy Ferengi is no longer wildly racist.
WarmSoda, You should try using one of those carts that mechanics use to roll under cars. Just scoot around your house like that!
Stamets, I have considered it in the past but my cat already roadblocks the hallway when I’m walking. If I’m scooting along she’s gonna do the same and I don’t wanna be eye level with her ass.
WarmSoda, I hear ya.
Mine decided long ago that her ass would always be eye level with me no matter what.
teft, 
Someone get this man a hypospray!
Stamets, Hypospray for the pain but Doc gonna need to wave a light over it to fix this problem.
I fucking love being physically broken and worthless to the point that I can’t leave my apartment! YEAH. THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
bionicjoey, Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.
It’s a good thing you can edit comments too, otherwise you might make a boob-boo
wjrii, Too many of those, and people might say Ta-ta!
techguy86, 
Now this made me spit out my drink this morning.
Stamets, That drink just wasn’t the right road to flavortown, my friend
techguy86, Zinger!!
xusontha, Rule #10: Flavor is eternal
cheery_coffee, Rule 47: Never trust a man in a nicer suit than your own
By this rule we all know we can trust Guy Ferengi.
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