'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter
Jupiter, Florida that is. He wasn’t an alien.
Jupiter, Florida that is. He wasn’t an alien.
billwashere, The Florida Department of Health confirmed that the man tested positive for rabies and has since been euthanized.
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victron, I mean, he’s from Florida, basically a different planet already.
Pyr_Pressure, Don’t be careful when feeding wildlife, don’t feed wildlife
FlyingSquid, But then how will I poison the pigeons in the park?
HootinNHollerin, Meth Otter coming soon to a theater near florida
eran_morad, Floridaman
queermunist, Critical support for comrade otter in her fight against Man! Rip in power ✊ 😔
orangeNgreen, Well. You know what they say about boys who go to Jupiter.
FlyingSquid, They should be checking out Uranus instead?
MagicShel, The fact that Florida-man finds this to be revelatory really says all you need to know about Florida.
Jerb322, Sure about that?
FlyingSquid, Yes. Aliens are smart enough to avoid rabid otters.
Nepenthe, Presumably inhabits planet with no rabid otters. Deliberately travels to planet with the rabid otters on it.
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