'Be careful with feeding wildlife': Jupiter man attacked by rabid otter
Jupiter, Florida that is. He wasn’t an alien.
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Jupiter, Florida that is. He wasn’t an alien.
billwashere, The Florida Department of Health confirmed that the man tested positive for rabies and has since been euthanized.
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victron, ![]()
I mean, he’s from Florida, basically a different planet already.
Pyr_Pressure, Don’t be careful when feeding wildlife, don’t feed wildlife
FlyingSquid, ![]()
But then how will I poison the pigeons in the park?
HootinNHollerin, ![]()
Meth Otter coming soon to a theater near florida
eran_morad, Floridaman
queermunist, ![]()
Critical support for comrade otter in her fight against Man! Rip in power ✊ 😔
orangeNgreen, ![]()
Well. You know what they say about boys who go to Jupiter.
FlyingSquid, ![]()
They should be checking out Uranus instead?
MagicShel, The fact that Florida-man finds this to be revelatory really says all you need to know about Florida.
Jerb322, ![]()
Sure about that?
FlyingSquid, ![]()
Yes. Aliens are smart enough to avoid rabid otters.
Nepenthe, ![]()
Presumably inhabits planet with no rabid otters. Deliberately travels to planet with the rabid otters on it.
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