rawn,

He’s trying to distract from the probe into Tesla’s range. It’s working.

PinkPanther,

Wait, what?

nickwitha_k,

There’s a federal probe into Tesla lying about their vehicle range. He’s throwing a fit and closing that it could cause great harm to the brand.

AceFuzzLord,

That man child has the emotions and humour of a little kid, I swear.

set_secret,

and he’d definitely pay too.

wombatula,

Just like he fought Zuckerberg, and how he followed through on the Twitter purchase without having to be forced!

set_secret,

don’t forget about his full self driving cars by 2015

skullgiver,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

He can totally pay rent and severance fees if he wants to, he’s not a fraud, he’s got plenty of liquid assets! It’s just those dang antifa lgbtq liberal woke communist advertisers that keep pulling out for no reason at all, everyone will get their money, promise!

Knowing him he’d pay the billion in doge coin and tank the value of the coin the next day just out of spite. He’s only doing this because he’s mad he can’t control or buy Wikipedia to stop telling uncomfortable truths about him.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Does he stipulate for how long? If not, change it for a day, take his money, change it back, and give Elongated Muskrat the finger.

macrocephalic,

Get the money first. You don’t want to end up in a long, protracted legal battle because he offered you money in a social media post. It’s how he ended up with Twitter.

Jumi,

Wikipedia is already rich enough, donate to the contributors instead

intrepid,

He should keep it and rename himself. It suits him more.

intensely_human,

Yo I’ll change my name to Dickipedia

TonyHawksPoTater,
@TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

This is so douchey. Why not just give that money to Wikipedia? Or even a smaller amount? As the largest free information resource in the world, Wikipedia is an invaluable asset for humanity as a whole. Just feels weird to say, "I'll give you money, but do a trick first," to anyone, let alone the holders of a free, worldwide encyclopedia.

Wikipedia is a useful tool, Elon is a major tool.

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