MiddleWeigh,
@MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is a doctor?

Opasad,

I don’t need a future doctor, I have Dr. ChatGPT.

zepheriths,

Is Salad once a week good?

Anticorp,

Time to turn over a new leaf… or eat one.

Sterile_Technique, (edited )
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Working on pre-nursing courses now, and even cheating aside, the online shit is a bad joke. Like instead of lecture you just get assigned chapters.

“Online lab” and “online clinicals” are both a thing, and they’re both as stupid as they sound. And every hospital is hurting for nurses so badly that school programs are under a lot of pressure to just accept everyone who applies.

I don’t see good things for the future of the healthcare industry. Hopefully all the bullshit will at least translate to a decent pay check, but I know better than to put any faith in that either.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

friendly reminder to unionize and fight back

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck yeah! One of the cool things about a universal staffing shortage in a specific field is even if I get fired, there will always be demand somewhere else. 100% support for the strikes going on lately, and will absolutely hold the line when it’s my turn.

xusontha,

Nah just eat those flintstone multivitamins they’ve got the power of gods

edgemaster72,

That’s okay, they’re watching surgery tutorials on Youtube, just gotta wait through a few minutes of ads, how quickly can you really bleed out?

/s

Mr_Fish,

What’s the doctor’s equivalent of an Indian guy on YouTube?

can,

An Indian guy on YouTube?

Mr_Fish,

One of the two greatest sources of programming knowledge. Every programmer has learnt most of what they know from stackoverflow questions and tutorials from Indian guys on YouTube.

profdc9,

Back in the last millennium, before the days of the internet, we had to learn to program from these things called books. There was no Stack Overflow or ChatGPT to ask questions. If you were lucky, there was “man” pages. I’ll see myself out to the nursing home now.

jaybone,

I also learned a lot in college.

SlikPikker,

Eh. Maybe the younger ones.

It did use to be books.

chemicalprophet,

Before children i was matriculating to medical school. I caught many of the top students cheating. Under capitalism they say if you’re not cheating you’re not trying.

profdc9,

Capitalism is the system of winners! And winners make the money and write the rules! And you can’t cheat if you write the rules!

willya,
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