ChaoticNeutralCzech,
@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de avatar

So you’re assuming I’ve never killed anyone?

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Maybe, but are you smart enough not to hint at it on the internet? No.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Am I the only one who finds it reassuring that the well-armed ninja billionaire who lives out a childhood revenge fantasy every night has a set of rules he follows?

immutable,

I tried to go back and watch the Dark Knight Batman movies because I remembered enjoying them when they first came out.

There’s an early scene where there is a Batman impersonator and he goes “what’s the difference between me and you” and Batman goes “I’m not wearing hockey pads”

It’s supposed to be a real zinger. As I watched it though the realization hit me that what he’s really saying is “because I have money so the rules don’t apply to me” and then I realized that that’s kinda the entire point of Batman. He’s a billionaire that’s decided he’s wealthy enough that silly things like laws don’t apply to him.

Really made me not enjoy the movie and I ended up turning it off.

fsxylo,

I think the point is that he wasn’t an amateur and the guy was. He was trying to do a job and they got in his way.

Replace batman with a firefighter and give the guy a water pistol and it’s the same story.

immutable,

I mean it’s not like you can major in Batman studies or go down to the Batman Trade School and become a professional Batman.

Batman is just as much an amateur as that guy is, he just has more expensive gear.

fsxylo,

I mean professional in a skill sense. Batman is very damn good at what he does, and no one comes close.

Batman Trade School

Also known as the Robin Internship Program.

Ser_Salty,

Well, Batman was trained by the League of Assassins.

immutable,

Now I’m just imagining the ads from the League of Assassins on AM radio and whatnot, and it’s great.

tkk13909,

I think that’s why I like Spiderman so much. He’s a vigilante who genuinely struggles to make ends meet at times and has gone through so much that he arguably deserves to completely stop protecting people and yet, he continues anyway.

Jaytreeman,

I like the idea of a Batman story where it's slowly revealed that he's the villain. There'd be his most sympathetic villains revealed to be people that are fighting the morally correct fight, while Batman is just fighting to maintain the status quo.
The sequel would have the Joker trying to undermine the public trust in the systems that maintain the status quo

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but if you kill two or more, it’s all good 👍

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Batman could kill all killers in Gotham, last one being himself, then the number drops to 0

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Checkmate, moral compass

MonkCanatella,

Ethical people hate this one trick!

UrPartnerInCrime,

That would actually be a pretty cool premise. A hero who promises he will kill himself once all evil is defeated, as what he does although for good is evil itself. But people love him too much so they themselves become evil to keep him around.

I guess kinda like a incredible situation, but more dark because the protagonist just wants to die instead of raise a family.

CoderKat,

But evil can never be truly deleted, can it? There will always be new villains. Can you ever truly call yourself done?

Honytawk,

No, and that is why his promise is so clever, lol.

univers3man,

That’s actually a dope premise. Is there anything out there like that now?

UrPartnerInCrime,

Idk

One of the bad guys becomes a good guy not because it’s the right thing to do but because he genuinely wants to see if the hero will kill himself but the only way to promise to not be evil again is to be a good guy. Since the bad guy either has to die or stop fighting for the hero to be happy, but he wouldn’t really trust the bad guy if he just stopped. So although he occasionally messes up the bad guys is pretty good now

electrogamerman,

So would the number of citizens in gotham. Apparently everyone is a killer in that city.

Alivrah,

He could always, you know, just break their spine

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

TIL Batman sucks at math.

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