Gormadt, Just take a seat bro
It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping
maporita, Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
ralen_jor, you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
DoucheAsaurus, Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
WarmSoda, Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
jerkface, Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
maxcharacterlimit, Only option?
Have you considered sitting down facing the wall, placing the palm of your hand over the tip and letting it all ricochet off your hand, flow down the shaft and drip off your balls into the bowl?
No?
Yeah, me neither.
Holzkohlen, Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
Toribor, In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
agent_flounder, Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
ArtificialLink, Best advice here.
dylanTheDeveloper, But then yo dick touch da wata
nik282000, The Witch’s Kiss
nailbar, Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you’re in the closet.
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