Sonar

nailbar, 10 months ago

Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you’re in the closet.

Gormadt, 10 months ago

Just take a seat bro

It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping

maporita, 10 months ago

Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.

ralen_jor, 10 months ago

you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine

DoucheAsaurus, 10 months ago

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

WarmSoda, 10 months ago

Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.

jerkface, 10 months ago

Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.

maxcharacterlimit, 10 months ago

Only option?
Have you considered sitting down facing the wall, placing the palm of your hand over the tip and letting it all ricochet off your hand, flow down the shaft and drip off your balls into the bowl?
No?
Yeah, me neither.

Holzkohlen, 10 months ago

Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.

Toribor, 10 months ago

In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.

agent_flounder, 10 months ago

Pfft just stand on your head like normal.

ArtificialLink, 10 months ago

Best advice here.

dylanTheDeveloper, 10 months ago

But then yo dick touch da wata

nik282000, 10 months ago

The Witch’s Kiss