camelbeard,

Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%

hydrospanner,

You from Holland?

camelbeard,

Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

No, you know what’s an insult? “Traditional” Dutch “cuisine”. It’s no wonder you chucklefucks smother your fries in Mayo. Look at how you “season” your food! I bet you think water is too spicy.

camelbeard,

How do you think we season our food exactly?

DeepGradientAscent, (edited )
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

I’ve lived in the Netherlands since July 2022. From what I’ve witnessed, it’s a few picograms of salt and phlegm when you people pronounce the letter “G”.

camelbeard,

We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Yeah. That’s why I mentioned it’s a few picograms of it. Any more, and the lot of you will have a heat stroke.

hydrospanner,

Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

And their “food” still sucks. 🤣

camelbeard,

We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done?

hydrospanner,

(It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.)

rwhitisissle,

It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance.

swag_money,

if someone doesn’t have control over it, like their appearance, I think it’s a dick move to make fun of them :p

rwhitisissle,

It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion.

grayman,

Pft… Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair… I don’t think we’re making fun of her giant forehead.

rwhitisissle,

I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person’s appearance. I don’t care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things.

grayman,

Well that’s certainly an opinion.

So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

rwhitisissle,

So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren’t funny.

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you’re free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you’re not a very good person for doing so.

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

This is it. This is my “old man moment”, because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.

lesnout27,

Me neither

MrFunnyMoustache,

This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.

1000041491

TargaryenTKE,

I thought mayonnaise was an instrument

drascus,

What is the actual shape of this person’s head?

kewwwi,

ever play with Lego?

MycoBro,

Why isn’t this racist?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why do you feel it is?

MycoBro,

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.

Nutella?

justhim, (edited )

Guaranteed, post a black person and say “if Nutella was a person” you’d get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard

Edit: I’d love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn’t act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk “he said a color word” reaction? I think I know the answer… do you?

Cinner,

More “if fried chicken was a person” with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn’t do beet dirty like that)

mayo is a “white people thing” according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don’t remember.

nope it’s mayo. boards.straightdope.com/t/…/852662

LoveSausage,
@LoveSausage@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Well , thing is its different to hit downward from a pile of corpses, history and current rascist hegomony and not doing it.

shea,

it’s not about skin color it’s about being a weirdo

heydo,

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

TheDarksteel94,

Looks like that alien chick from “Mars Attacks!”

Digital_man,

More like the avatar of ranch.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

Sabre363,

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Trollivier,

You speak the truth

Etienne_Dahu,

What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

Hupf,
@Hupf@feddit.de avatar

Eww. Yes.

Touching_Grass,

Whatever happened to Kate

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Is this a real person?

Taniwha420,

… with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn’t it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks … off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

did someone slip this from fox news HR?

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