Image of a ‘Daily Mail’ news headline, which reads:
“Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles.”
A render of several supermarket aisles from a birds-eye-view is attached, which small coloured dots in the air representing germs.
Oszilloraptor, Verstörend.
HiddenLayer5, 
Germans tend to be pretty heavy build too, pretty severe impact damage. Take cover.
Pharis, That explains why I keep ending up in the candy section. It’s not my fault after all.
Zerush, 
Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.
Discombobulated_Back, Unter dem post hier sind ungefähr etwas mehr als die Hälfte deutsch. Das lobe ich mir.
NotSpez, Well I mean they are everywhere…
SquareBear, Aaa actung!
baggachipz, (edited ) Why is this an issue? They’ve never caused any problems before
Magnetar, <3 (world wars)
Darkenfolk, (edited ) To be fair, both where the fault of the Austrians. Getting kicked in the head by a kangaroo doesn’t help with mental stability.
itsraining, cough cough
Entschuldigung!
Chunk, During Covid they were talking about letting people back on planes if everyone wore a mask. I told a friend that’s ridiculous, the total volume of air will be filled with corona virus, the mask doesn’t stop the virus it just projects the virus upwards.
Friend lost his shit. Called me a science denier and legitimately thought I was a right wing lunatic. The guy is a Staff software engineer at Meta. We rarely talk anymore which is too bad but also maybe for the best.
morgunkorn, 
we need to call the chief sturgeon
Dirk, 
So we’re posting ancient memes again?
debil, Ancient?! It clearly says “2 hours ago” ffs…
reflex, 
Verboten!
Thrashy, (edited ) What’s the cryptofascist equivalent of a Grauniad?
BeigeAgenda, 
This shows Daily Mail gets their scientific knowledge from Look Around You: youtu.be/RBLdG1TrxOM
thorcik, Luckily I have a gun in my trousers.
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