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drolex, in Fuckin project managers

Remember, dear underlings [the preferred terminology is teamlings now] associates, we’re all in this together! Your success is our success! Now let’s all work harder, together, to succeed!

I’m off to my ‘battle of wits’ with my pal Gandalf, won’t be able to answer your messages until next week.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Now let me take 16 million in bonuses while I slash your benefits

EmergMemeHologram, in I would welcome this

Is this for real?

I would watch it 100%, but it would be hard to get the approximately 3 weeks off work id need to watch it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I wish.

I would just have it running constantly, checking in on what’s going on in the movie whenever I could.

toiletobserver, in The oath will be fulfilled

Now do the Kenny Rogers role reversal part.

Video

snake_case, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

Why would anyone watch it that many times on Netflix, they don’t even have the extended version!!

toastus,

They probably put it on to fall asleep to.

Duranie,

Almost definitely. They’re putting it on 6 days a week, and the familiarity of the music and voices would lend itself to be relaxing.

My only question is are they doing this for themselves, or is it a child that they’re lulling to sleep?

ursakhiin,

Considering they are getting through the whole trilogy I’m guessing it’s probably more background noise during work or something.

Etterra, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

“somebody” is probably a break room somewhere and they just leave it on repeat.

amio, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

Netflix is concerned about [people]

That's a laugh.

Nastybutler, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

Hey, my dogs need something to watch while I’m at work. Why not LotR?

Destraight, in Unfortunately based on true events

Because it is not necessary. Conserve it to a quarter of a pie a day and you’ll save more money on groceries. Think of the long term, OP

illumrial,

But… Pie…

iforgotmyinstance, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

They leave it on when they go to bed.

I know many people like this, these movies becam comfort movies to many 20 years ago.

Geobloke, in Unfortunately based on true events

At first I was thinking where’s the issue with that, but then I realised that the internet is American

FiskFisk33,

I still don’t get it

Geobloke,

In Australia it’s not unusual to eat a meat pie washed down with iced coffee for breakfast then in half an hour sprint to the portaloo

Johanno,

You monsters!

FiskFisk33,

I mean I find nothing strange with eating pies, I have no idea what size or type of pie the original image is referring to. Is it a pizza? is it a quiche? Literally, why shouldn’t I eat two pies?

rustydomino, in The oath will be fulfilled

It helps that if you squint, Aragorn can be mistaken for Jerry when looking from the back.

Mac, in Fuckin project managers

Yeah but they habe an MBA so 🤷‍♂️

Keep pulling on those ropes.

DavidGarcia, in Fuckin project managers

orcs should unionize

EmergMemeHologram,

so, we are agreed, should an orc be injured on the job the employer is obligated to have his blood distributed amongst the fellow orcs in order if most seniority, while his work will be distributed by least seniority, unless none are qualified to do it, in which case the union shall create a new posting for all the register to…

DV8,

You should read the Last Ringbearer if you haven’t.

slaacaa, in Hold your fire

An old trick that works well is to think of license plates.

Keep going, but close your eyes and start to visually imagine license plates of your country, conjuring the letters and numbers one after another into an imaginary plate.

Feel free to try and pass on the ancient wisdom, as it was passed onto me.

drolex,

And get multiple condemnations for improper behaviour of a sexual nature while operating a motor vehicle? No thank you, been there done that already

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

“Wake up babe, I wanna try something…”

casmael, in Fuckin project managers

Tbh Saruman’s never going to get all those Uruk-hai hatching pods through planning at the local council if he goes on like this

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