Burger Blues
bfg9k,
SubArcticTundra, There’s something I like about this aesthetic. It’s very… textured, unlike everything else in this day and age, which is smooth.
Tb0n3, Smooth usually means easier to clean.
SubArcticTundra, Hmm that’s true
GrimSheeper, Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs
Default_Defect, 
In the midwest, they call it jupper.
Edit - kinda felt gross to type that
TastyWheat, That’s not just any jurger, it’s a BIG JAC.
pythoneer,
Dxthegod, 
um yes, welcome to mcJonald’s
Okokimup, 
No but the jun is a little jry.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
I always say that we should boil all of our denim.
Rooty, The texture alone is making me gag.
dingus, Pretty Patties
tryitout, I like my burger like I like my jeans: high and tight.
Darkmuch, Feel like I’m seeing SpongeBob’s Pretty Patties.
Bloodwoodsrisen, 
Yea, yea this fits, I dont even like McDonald’s burgers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Ew pthhh pthhh this is old navy I ordered levis
21Cabbage, me, once again waking up from the reality where cotton fabrics are edible and a regular staple of the American diet “NONONONONO I WANNA GO BACK!”
FlyingSquid, 
TIHI
Verpous, Beans
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