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Wilzax, But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
You don’t want to stop when you’re overdue to win, and you also don’t want to end on a hot streak… so I guess you have to keep going.
TheWoozy, Typical millenial humor
can, oh no
768, The joke is about the cards and not their letters, right?
son_named_bort, Oh yeah, I’ll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.
MyDearWatson616, Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That’s why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That’s the only real winner.
xtr0n, 📠
xusontha, Why would she divorce you? You’re WINNING
shootwhatsmyname, 
wrinkly hands
cheery_coffee, Mine are wrinkle free, like shiny sausages or King Charles.
shootwhatsmyname, you’re hired
theodewere, 
it's like Bear Claw said to Jeremiah Johnson: "i never could find no tracks on a woman's heart"
Spliffman1, 
He wins so much and becomes so rich she divorces, takes her half and walks
xusontha, Ah, economics
That makes sense
Rule of Acquisition #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
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