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nothacking, (edited ) in Regarding OC Posts and Advertising

I would draw the line at “Does the post provide freely accessable, usable, non spam content?” If it’s just a link to to a store, or a unusability tiny sample of content then it’s an ad. But someone just posting unobtrusivly watermarked art or homebrew along with a donation link is fine and benefits the community. (This seems to mostly align with that)

Some subreddits had truly ridiculous politicies, like removing even very high effort, high quality content if is so much as mentioned the existence of a donation link. (Like r/Minecraft)

Other subreddits had excessively loose rules and got flooded with the same thumbnail sized artwork asking for commissions or advertising paid versions.

Unknown635, in This Book... SO GOOD!

My partner and I listened to it on a road trip. Absolutely wonderful audiobook, great story. Highly recommend!!

schroedingershat, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

I’m taking that last sword and hitting David Attenborough until I croak.

Infynis, in DMs, which character from your campaign is the most fun to play?
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

He didn’t last long, because my party murdered him, but I had a cleric of the goddess of luck that would challenge people in the tavern to dice games (which he couldn’t lose), to raise funds for his temple. My barbarian spent like an hour trying to beat him before he realized what was going on

jossbo,
@jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s hilarious. Did the player fall for it, or were they just RPing the barbarian really well?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

It took him a bit to catch on, but definitely not as long as it took his character

TheArtNemesis,
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@Infynis @jossbo Another Luck Cleric! Mine was basically Friar Tuck. He was always drunk (a lucky drunk) and searched every couch for loose change that he would give to the needy. I built him with a level dip into Barbarian so he could wear robes and occasionally “lose his temper”. I would love to get to play him again someday.

Apepollo11, in This Book... SO GOOD!

Is that a tiefling Ginny Di?

Riv,

The character is actually a succubus. Definitely some visual similarities to tiefling art.

FizzlePopBerryTwist,

In the book she’s a succubus, but there does seem to be some resemblance.

Morbid_Corvid, in Tips for running a gameshow style oneshot?

You could totally do something TaskMaster style.

eerongal, in DMs, which character from your campaign is the most fun to play?
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My favorite npc I ever ran was in a homebrew spelljammer campaign a few years ago, the foible for the party was a beholder pirate captain named eye-beard who would constantly one-up or outmaneuver the party. Also let me talk like a pirate. After they killed him he later came back as a death tyrant

jossbo,
@jossbo@lemmy.ml avatar

Love the beholder pirate captain, may have to steal him for my campaign!

Olap, in DMs, which character from your campaign is the most fun to play?

It’s always the bard

jossbo,
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In my campaign I made a bard nemesis for the party’s bard to be in competition with. He’s a one-man-band Tortle named Shelldon who is incredibly haughty and superior sounding. The first time they met, Sheldon was performing and one of the party put a silver piece in his collection hat. He looked at it and gave them a judgey look, so the party bard said “fuck this guy” and they had a Dueling Banjoes style battle. The party bard won and Shelldon got butthurt and accused him of bad musicianship. Some cutting remarks fron the party had Shelldon running away crying. I’ve had him pop up again throughout the campaign trying to one-up them.

Nausiyan, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
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I’ll take the sword that glows brightly while hungry. Given I always feel hungry, I’ll blind everyone then stab them.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Bonus, this way you’ll know when you’re actually hungry and not just bored.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Oh, good point. That could be useful, as long as I actually heed the sword.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I think I’m hungry.

looks at non-glowing sword

Eh.

stuffs face anyway

Nausiyan,
@Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Strangely, it might start to glow as I eat.

Bozicus,

Annnd, sold! I was going to go for the fire sword that only lasts one day, but I would probably just set my clothes on fire with it.

Nausiyan,
@Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You know too much! Yah I go to the refrigerator and open door and take a quick look cause of boredom alone.

Xariphon, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

Number 4 doesn't say it has to kill to work.

Have a young person hold it who wants to escape the oppression of youth.

Then I cut myself on it, somewhere mid forearm where it doesn't hurt as much, and hold it there.

They get "old enough" to be treated like a person, I get back in my prime, everybody wins.

themeatbridge,

Ok but chase that concept through capitalism. Control of the sword falls into the wrong hands, and that person becomes immeasurably powerful. Inevitably you end us with a dystopian nightmare where the ruling class trades youth to the rich and connected, while creating a market for poor sacrificial children.

Sword like that, best to drop it into the ocean.

Xariphon,

Isn't selling the best years of your life to old capitalists pretty much how capitalism already works?

Royal_Bitch_Pudding,

You also sell the wear and tear of your body. So, arguably this is better.

themeatbridge,

You’re right, this is just more literal.

MurdoMaclachlan, (edited ) in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

Image Transcription: Comic


[Swords DCCXXXIX: CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON, by Matthew J Wills]


Panel 1

[A sword with a brightly glowing blade. The hilt is blue and scaly, while the guard forms the shape of two yellow-eyed, green-scaled dragons consuming one another’s tails to form a circle. The pommel features a ring hole from one side to the other. At the tip of the blade are two dots and a very thin line forming a slightly smiling face.]

A SWORD THAT GLOWS BRIGHTLY WHENEVER YOU’RE HUNGRY


Panel 2

[A sword on a wavy dark blue background. The blade is large, heavy, and only sharp on one side. There is a large spike like a dorsal fin bending backwards from the blunt edge, two divets like side fins on the flat, four divets along the sharp edge, and a large crack digging into the tip, reminiscent of a toothy maw. The hilt is dark brown, seemingly bound with leather straps.]

A SWORD THAT ONLY WORKS UNDER WATER


Panel 3

[A sword with a blade enclosed in pink-and-white striped wax, like a decorative candle. The hilt is blue, with a crossguard that curls up towards the blade. At the tip of the blade, the wax is melted away, revealing a dark, sharp interior like the wick of a candle, and more reminiscent of a wooden stake than of a blade. This tip is on fire, and the fire blazes forwards to form a more conventional sword-tip shape.]

A FIRE SWORD THAT ONLY LASTS FOR A SINGLE DAY


Panel 4

[A jagged, decrepit sword, curved in multiple places. The tip curves forwards then hooks back again like the tip of a khopesh, with two distinct, sudden corners to change angle instead of a gradual curve.

Beneath the tip, the blade is partially enclosed in a wooden guard of some sort. There is a spiral marking leading into a line on the upper part of this, and the wood is unenclosed at the front until the very bottom of the blade, where it closes over and curves to a very thin point before curving back to meet the hilt.

From the spot just above the hilt, grey hair like a beard emerges from the wood. The hilt is wrapped in white strapping of some sort, and the pommel has a ring hole from one side to the other, and three spikes, one on the bottom, two on the sides.]

A SWORD THAT STEALS THE VICTIMS AGE AND ADDS IT TO THE WIELDERS


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Tag365,
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I wouldn’t have known the first sword had a smiley face on it this quickly without this transcription.

Suddenmoose, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

the age sword

AlexDawn, in Regarding OC Posts and Advertising

What about artwork with watermarks? Does that constitute an ad?

Brunbrun6766,
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If its someone else’s art with a watermark, no. If its your own art with a watermark yeah that’s advertising. This would probably have to be a case by case thing, like is this person posting their watermarked art every day? Probably too much.

Codedheart, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]
@Codedheart@kbin.social avatar

I choose to stab myself with #4

assassinatedbyCIA, in "Choose Your Weapon" - [Swords Comic]

The last swords only good for killing babies and newborns

Andvari,

Fairly good for baby killin’ that’s what I thought initially as well.

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