See, Picture 18 was what made me think that that had a thing going, and I could respect it even though I didn’t get it. 31 made me nope right out again.
It's time for another exciting round of, "Stroke victim, pocket-typing, or AI-bot?" Johnny Gilbert, please introduce our first contestant and tell us all about the exciting prizes they could win on today's show!!
Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.
This is too custom for most people. They’ve been trying to sell this house for 6 years and have been dropping the price every couple of years. The original ask in 2016 was 3.5 million. The median home price in that general area is 350k…
I have … thoughts.
Firstly, the match between the bedspreads and the wallpaper is its own kind of impressive, I admire the effort.
The pictures are really nice given the amount of mirrors, the photoshop is very well done !
Not sure if I hate the slippery stone floor from the entry room of the rough ones more.
Why does the fireplace of the mirror room seems to be sitting in a shower drain bit thingy… ?
PINK SHARP TOILET AND COPPER MIRRORS. They could have used that in the shinning. I love it.
Why does most of it manages to look somewhat expensive, and then you’ve got ugly shelves and that ceiling (you know which one) ?
Picture #6. If you remember the original DOOM video game, it's those rooms where John Romero was going for that weird Lovecraftian vibe where you're horrifyingly inside the flesh and organs of a vast living entity, but the textures don't quite line up correctly.
I saw water damage in one of the photos. It’s a huge property with odd design choices and dated at that - experience tells me that form over function has been the owners’ focus, and maintenance - very low on the list. Especially if it’s been vacant for some time. I’d put money on the bones not being as good as they might seem. Would be an absolute money-pit to renovate.
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