freamon,

Whatever you do, don’t begin in the mirrored ceiling room. You may never escape.

bobs_monkey,

Especially on strong acid, or any psychedelic for that matter.

CIA_chatbot,

That’s some SCP level shit

TIN,

Begin by going into the hallway with a hangover?

dmention7,

Yeah, at least in the order the photos are presented, that’s pretty clearly where I went from “Huh…” to “Huh???”

googa,

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AlexisFR,
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

Looks like an ancient McMansion

Delphia,

It looks like a Wall st guy let his cokehead wife decorate in the early 80s.

moobythegoldensock,

“Sure, the outside is a little weird, but does it really need to be in this community?”

Picture 5: “Oh, found the bad one”

Picture 31: “Holy shit!”

BunnyKnuckles,
@BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, that went from, ‘just slap some paint on it’ to M.C. Escher real quick.

fluxion,

Imagine watching yourself take a shit from that many angles. Glorious.

bobs_monkey,

Picture 18: “Good Lord, wtf”

moobythegoldensock,

See, Picture 18 was what made me think that that had a thing going, and I could respect it even though I didn’t get it. 31 made me nope right out again.

CuddlyCassowary,

Really wish I could have seen it furnished…and partied there with the crazies.

athos77, (edited )

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googa,

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Pseudoscience,

Too many choices have been made here

doppelgangmember,

when u a coked up playboi with adhd and no financial skills

Barns,
@Barns@lemmy.world avatar

Assessor states 4 bedrooms, per seller this is a 6 bedroom home

For some reason this made me lol

Scooter411,
@Scooter411@lemmy.ml avatar

The owner obviously has a lot of opinions… most are wrong.

morphballganon,

I’d lose the flesh-colored marble, the animal heads, and anywhere with wallpaper on the ceiling needs that ripped down. Otherwise dope house.

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

I think that’s where the end scenes of Society were shot.

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Was that a ceiling poodle?

Debo,

It’s like they took 32 individual interior design students, put them in a blender, then sprayed them in separate rooms.

liquidapricity,

That red wallpaper…maybe they did…

GoodShowSir,
@GoodShowSir@feddit.uk avatar

Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…

MorrisonMotel6,

This looks terrible, but I bet it wouldn’t take much work to undo most of it. I could work with this place

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I saw water damage in one of the photos. It’s a huge property with odd design choices and dated at that - experience tells me that form over function has been the owners’ focus, and maintenance - very low on the list. Especially if it’s been vacant for some time. I’d put money on the bones not being as good as they might seem. Would be an absolute money-pit to renovate.

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