At least there's a window 🤷
Jackcooper, With the wrong hangover you know someone’s gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it’s there
lucullus, Honestly, rotating the toilet 90° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.😆
Ddhuud, Then you’d have to jump over the toilet to get to the shower.
Candybar121, I’d take that over the awkward shuffle around it tbh
XTornado, (edited ) In took me a while to understand that “salmonella” wasn’t a typo/autocorrect thing.
Tweak, 🎶 A fresh coat of paint, can hide the mould away 🎶
Konlanx, This is a super common bathroom layout in Hamburg. 1 out of 3 apartments has this.
Freeman, With this toilet placement?!
paurix, I’ve seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn’t say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.
caesaravgvstvs, Yes! In Berlin too, although this is a particularly egregious example.
This layout comes from taking one room from an old small apartment and turning it into the kitchen and bathroom. Because the kitchen has to have a larger minimum width, this is what you’re left with for the bathroom lol
littlewonder, (edited ) Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Gregorech, Nope there’s a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
littlewonder, It’s human centipede: high rise apartment edition
JustMy2c, Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet
JustMy2c, (edited ) Mine is a bit wider tho and very modern toilet and such. But the principle is the same.
Eutermann, My brother lived in a flat with a bathroom like that, was completely fine - and it’s a decent sized window, so from my point of view its an alright bathroom.
ares35, 
mine is really narrow like this, but the back of the toilet is on a 'long' wall, so it 'sticks out' instead. meaning you cannot sit straight on it without your knees hitting the wall. you have to step over it to get to the shower. and no window, or fan--or heat for that matter, either.
HubertManne, 
had one with a steam heater not right in front of it but just off to the side. My wife got knee surgery and could not use it for months.
Flax_vert, Thought this didn’t look too bad until I saw the toilet
storcholus, That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in Gründerzeit buildings in Germany
Philipp, The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.
Akasazh, 
From my Dutch understanding of German Speisekammer is ‘food room’, so what’s that doing in a bathroom?
Or am I missing something?
Philipp, Kitchen and Bathroom were usually next to each other. In the kitchen is a small door to a room with a small window. This room has about 2/3 of the floor height. Is was used as a kind of refrigerator (by opening the window). In the bathroom is only a channel above the Speisekammer with a small window, which is only to get the perfume out.
Picture: www.architektur-froebel.de/…/altes-WC.jpg
Floorplan’ www.yourplaceberlin.com/…/GRUNDRISS.jpg
Akasazh, Bizarre yet interesting, thanks!
janAkali, 
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
steal_your_face, 
Shit after shower? Smh
Akasazh, Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
xpinchx, You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
Blackmist, With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
xpinchx, The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
TurtleJoe, 
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
Patch, You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
ava, I’ve gotten myself checked multiple times and it’s always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.
RickyRigatoni, 
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
xpinchx, Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
Furbag, If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.
rayquetzalcoatl, Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Froyn, I hate that toilet. There's no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.
Imgonnatrythis, And if you fall asleep you fall backward and crack your head open. Worst way to be found dead.
CmdrShepard, How does it even flush without a tank on the back?
chuckleslord, You see that big ass block high up on the wall? That’s the tank for flushing. It’s connected to the toilet through that pipe
TotalFat, Would suck to have to change the flapper in that contraption…
CmdrShepard, Wow what the fuck. That takes this to a whole new level for me.
steal_your_face, Where are you supposed to put your chocolate milk???
GigaWerts, it’s like: “- hey, we forgot to build a bathroom! - No worries, I have an idea.”
apis, That big waste pipe suggests the floor above may have jankier arrangements again.
HollandJim, Just missing the bidet for the full French effect
FlyingSquid, 
Step over the toilet to get to the bidet. Step over the bidet to get to the shower.
Emperor, 
Leapbog?
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