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plantedworld, in HP insists you must use their cloud printing service, covers USB port with sticker

I used to work for a company that HP contracted us as reps to stand around best buys and office depots and such and sell HP. I remember sometime after the 02 inks went away reliability really took a dump. But 02, while more reliable in my experience, took 5 different color cartridges. Pricey (though I’d get free ink sometimes from the job).

Toward the end of my time there the printers were just hot garbage, and I went through two HP laptops in a short time (got a big discount on number 2).

I won’t buy HP anymore.

rikudou, in Is This Even Legal?
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$0.60 by default? Another reason to hate humble.

Draces,

Do people hate humble? Isn’t 60¢ more than nothing or is there something shady going on I’m not aware of?

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited )

The developers are taking a big revenue reduction to support a charity not Humble. If this is the recent bundle than what Jagex is selling normally costs more than $190. The default should favor the charity not Humble. Humble is just mooching of Jagex’s goodwill.

Draces,

Don’t they they have a choice in the matter and the customer also has a choice in the matter? I would also like to point out customers like me that would never buy most of the games that I do from humble bundle if it weren’t for the charity aspect. That’s not a loss in cut, that’s pure profit for everyone involved (besides me and my throne of unplayed games)

EatMyDick,

Gamers make it their job to hate everything at nearly all times.

rikudou,
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Nah, I generally hate when something is presented as helping charity when most of the money doesn’t go to them.

Another reason I hate them is that they forbid giving away your games from the humble bundle.

EatMyDick,

Thank you for proving my point.

rikudou,
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Thank you

You’re welcome, I guess?

Anyway, you go on my naughty list, I’m looking forward to never engaging with you again.

EatMyDick,

👌👍

Tarrasque, (edited )

Do you just not know what you’re talking about or are you intentionally lying?

Edit: cool so you’re just lying on purpose because nothing you’ve said is true. I don’t understand why you’d do that but okay

Tarrasque, (edited )

The whole thread is full of people who don’t HumbleBundle or donate to charity having strong opinions about both. They think that because the site mentions charity that they should be given free stuff for tossing $10 to a charity and that humblebundle must be greedy for being the only business that donates any of your purchase to charity.

EatMyDick,

Bingo.

rikudou,
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To cite them:

Our mission is to support charity while providing awesome content to customers at great prices.

Their first and thus apparently most important reason for doing all this is “to support charity”.

If we go by the screenshot alone, it’s $12 of which only $0.60 goes to a charity. Which is 5%. Compared to $3.60 or 30% for Humble. I’m not gonna include the developer’s fee because the developer is not the one claiming they’re doing it for charity - they’re obviously doing it for the money first and foremost.

Sure, more than nothing, but taking 30% is shady enough, IMO.

Draces,

It seems steam also takes 30% but doesn’t give a choice to reallocate more to the charity or humble. Seems really weird to me to be upset with a company that, at it’s worst, takes the same cut as the industry leader

rikudou,
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It’s all about the intent. Steam is there to sell you games. Humble is there to support charities while giving you cheap stuff. In their description the charities are the first thing that gets mentioned. And then they give them 5% of the money.

Draces,

What’s the opposite of Rose tinted glasses? How much do you want them to take? Would it be good if they didn’t set the default high enough to stay in business and there was no charitable option? What do you want them to do? I really can’t understand how you’re so negative on this and I’m self described cynical pessimist myself

rikudou,
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What do you want them to do?

What I’d want? For them to give at least half, not measly 5%. Come on, they’re bragging about giving to charity while really not giving them 95% of their income. Like, at this point I’d rather donate the $12 to the charity myself than support yet another parasite on the donation system.

I donate to various things regularly (mostly stuff local for my country, but some international as well from time to time), be it charity or open source projects, and I hate when everyone takes a cut out of this. But at least most of them have the decency to send most of the money further, not only 5%.

I’m negative because I don’t see anything positive on a charity gaining $0.60 when $12 was given to the one who collects the money.

Draces,

That is just a wild reason to be bitter but to each their own I guess

kratoz29, in This got me thinking which button to click

You know what is better than XXX? XXXX of course!

kitsuneofinari,
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Isn’t XXXX ultra-porn? Last I checked you need to be a 160 years old to rent and purchase it.

nekat_emanresu, in Ubisoft will delete your account if you haven't logged for some time (Even if you owned games in it)

I guess this marks the start of game rental companies like Steam using capitalist tricks to make you re-buy re-rent for maximum profit.

ComeHereOrIHookYou,
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That’s the scummy thing, because Ubisoft is trying to blur the lines between owning a license and renting one.

Fucking scumbags.

totallynotarobot, in A light of wholesomeness shining in a bleak dystopian hellscape

I thought they were giving the interaction a glowing 7/6 review until I realized they meant they did it on June 7.

I SMRT

chaogomu, in Ubisoft will delete your account if you haven't logged for some time (Even if you owned games in it)

I had an Ubisoft account. I had the original Guildwars. Something screwed up, and they just deleted the game from my account.

I then had someone hack my account and try to steal it. The Ubisoft help desk actually got that sorted. Probably because I was online when it happened and instantly saw the email notification that the hackers changed my email.

Anyway. I changed my password to some super long phrase with numbers and capital letters and such, then never logged in again.

JanoRis,

When was Guild Wars ever an Ubisoft game. Don't remember NCSoft / Arenanet ever being affiliated with Ubisoft

chaogomu,

I had thought it was...

Maybe I was forced to make the ubisoft account for a different game?

Anyway. When my account was hacked, there were no games on it, so I said fuck it and never logged in again.

Bizarroland, in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
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I would literally copy paste the uncle fucker song from South Park bigger longer and uncut into that reply box

Rolive,

And now that is playing in my head. Thanks I guess.

BuddhaBeettle, in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
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Copy paste a bunch of Lorem Ipsum and you're done

roofuskit,
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I would just paste "fuck you" until it hit their minimum.

njordomir, in This is the new home of /r/AssholeDesign

Good to see assholedesign here. Ya’ll really lived your values by moving here and I hope it leads to great things.

intensely_human,

I can’t wait to enjoy all the asshole designs of the future!

stepbro, in Raising your price for prime day
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Classic

EquipLordBritish, in Raising your price for prime day

This is why they got rid of price zombie

betterdeadthanreddit, in Starbucks notification settings — only 1: "promotions and order status"

Bonus assholery would be if tapping “See more” resulted in an increase in the number of ads delivered to the user.

“They asked to see more promotions, sounds like an ‘opt in’ to me!” -Some dickhead in marketing, probably.

FlyingSquid, in A light of wholesomeness shining in a bleak dystopian hellscape
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Just occasionally, once in a while, not very often, I don’t hate all of humanity.

Sneptaur, in Starbucks notification settings — only 1: "promotions and order status"
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Starbucks is a huge waste of money anyway, just make coffee at home

KuchiKopi,
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Sneptaur,
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10 year old meme do better next time

KuchiKopi,
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Shhh. Let me enjoy it.

Jimbo,
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While I agree In general there are some things you should not support

Haha, in The Coup of /r/AssholeDesign

This is INFURIATING!!!

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