teuast, I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.
weeeeum, I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(
Sir_Fridge, I’m reading this while laying on my right side in my bed. So I suppose I bounce on the bed then. Seems fun!
Hankelios, I fell off mine :(
Hare, Whose left? Mine?
June, Let’s say, universal left.
Omega_Haxors, My universal left or your universal left?
June, Our universal left, comrade.
Ho_Chi_Chungus, 
SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I’M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL
cosecantphi, 
real this house has people in it hours
residentmarchant, Inside my coat closet…not the first time I’ll struggle getting out of one
LaunchesKayaks, 
I’d be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can’t put weight on it for another week.
oscardejarjayes, I am now on the floor
KuraiWolfGaming, I’m shitting in the shower.
mcqtom, Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!
FluminaInMaria, I’m squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
June, I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.
10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
locuester, I’ll have a window seat at 30k feet and the person seated to my left will be free fallin’ for a while.
Lennnny, 
My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)
Anticorp, I’m dead.
Sho, I fall off the couch.
ParsnipWitch, 
Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T
cupcakezealot, 
i just fell off the bed ouch
Kase, Same here
SlateGreyCrazyPotato, 
Same, but I’m stuck in the small gap between the bed and the wall
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