pimento64,

Come, original poster. Come and speak with me. I do not understand the “rules” of this community. Given that this particular engine of magicka has arisen to supplant the old one, which was located on Stephen Huffman’s plane of oblivion, one naturally assumes that the standards governing conduct would be carried over, and upon first inspection, this does appear to be so: every visitor must “post” before one is permitted to disengage from this plane with their honor intact. Rightly so, as the point of this communication nexus is to operate with one rule only, that being the one. However, much as a potentate establishes great vanities in its rise to power—one need only look to the decadence of the Tribunal to understand—I find additional restrictions have been levied upon my person by the so-called “moderators” of this information nexus.

Twice now I have been threatened (with impertinence and audacity, I might add) for non-offenses that apparently impugn the standards of the community. Yet, for all the accusations of “race-ism”, I have said nothing of the Argonian people that is not substantiated by the mortals’ most precious refuge: documented fact. Even the mongrel dogs of the Empire readily admit that Argonians commit over 50% of the violent crime in Tamriel, despite representing 13% of the population at most in every province but their own—the one they belong in. I am not a bigot for my statement that Argonians are creatures best suited to slavery, I am merely more observant than most. Unlike the Khajiit, who are able to maintain a sort of culture (albeit one largely concerned with stealing as much material wealth as possible, a trait they share with the damnable Septim himself), Argonians have no ability to function without the stabilizing, paternal hand of a master. Instead, they resign themselves to ghettoes in Tamriel’s cities, collecting alms with which to fund their indolence and their near-universal skooma addiction. It would be a mercy to purge them, or to send them back to Black Marsh, and it is therefore an act of benevolence to put them to honest work. I am unashamed to speak this truth, as it is my burden to do so.

A word of warning, however: it is little wonder that your “leaders” continually call upon the rabble for volunteer moderators. Many of them have “temp banned” my accounts for remarks such as these, ignorant that the wrath of the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned is inescapable. I have laid them low as a slave cuts down the crops.

Thank you for reading, original poster. I ask that you consider devoting a portion of your Magicka to enhancing its visibility by clicking on the upraised arrowhead.

v4ld1z,
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Easy on the Sujamma, sera

miss_brainfart,
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He looked at Femboys, didn’t he

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