God Rule
GBU_28, They’d just reply you “fell from grace” sometime after birth, due to sin.
winterayars, This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.
Zehzin, 
Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade
Stovetop, Just for a fun fact of the day, it is a globus cruciger, which is an icon meant to represent Christian authority over the world.
It coincidentally looks a bit like the older ball-shaped grenades with pull pins on top, which is why one was made into the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
nicknonya, 
God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first
Nepenthe, 
He had him consider all the animals first 😬
SnotFlickerman, If we’re talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.
Just ask bedbugs (“traumatic insemination”) or angler fish (“parasitic mating”).
Slovene, (edited ) Or ducks or sea otters
GnomeKat, 
Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?
Sasha, Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin
Sanctus, 
Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I’m glad he did it.
wreckedcarzz, 
Foreskin 👌
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