Actual personality rule
uriel238, 
In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I’ve noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I’m the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that’s all I am then I’m less likely to be the killer.
Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.
Holzkohlen, 
Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?
uriel238, If you have to ask then you’re no detective.
LordAmplifier, 238, it’s right in their name
uriel238, ²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.
Grrr. Liftoff doesn’t support superscript… Thanks, Unicode!
bleistift2, More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”
1847953620, can’t get over how fucked up his hand is
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
All beards need a comb
TheAuthor_13, He had no personality looong before it was cool
IBSshitposter, 
this is amishphobic
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Y’all just jealous of my weird hat
ichmagrum, German I mean, you could do a lot worse than “the guy with the hat and beard” …
ObviouslyNotBanana, You could also do better, “three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed”.
Smorty, Ew. Yes you could do better then that
Sir_Fridge, “the guy with the mutilated left hand”
Aggravationstation, Doesn’t apply to me. I also have a nose ring.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Ok that’s just fancy
tslnox, If you come to visit you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.
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