LastYearsPumpkin,

Y’all in here making some serious assumptions. There’s nothing in the title that implies which of the people in the picture is talking.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gamgam needs those high res frames and she’ll do anything to obtain them.

Eagle0600,
@Eagle0600@yiffit.net avatar

Nothing in the title, but the picture itself is clear. The older lady is visibly talking to the younger man, who himself bears a pose of discomfort inconsistent with the idea that he’s speaking the caption.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Her @?

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!”

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

“That’s why they call me Sex-Lax, now where’s my card? I gotta go stick it to Agnes for that new i9 in 20 minutes so let’s wrap this up.”

Moc,

He could at least throw in a couple of sticks of RAM as well

Cyberbatman,

Well well… Grannie is packing some melons 🍈

dewritoninja,

Is this from an actual video? Cause I need the source

Lemjukes,

Tineye the meme it’ll take you where you want to go. As long as you don’t live in VA.

dewritoninja,
AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

How is it that you know so much in the ways of grannies?

euphoric_cat,
@euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I still keep thinking x videos is some twitter link until I get jumpscared by porn

reverendsteveii,

Honestly? I’m bi and she’s more fuckable than him.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Jugs and confidence are always sexy 😎

reverendsteveii,

*stockings and confidence

winterayars,

You know she knows how to have a good time.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Gabu,

This berry is growing mold.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Benjamin Franklin had this fetish too and that dude is like super famous.

Landmammals,

In the dark, all cats are grey

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

$1700? She’d have better options lined up around the block

DragonTypeWyvern,

She likes when they cry

psycho_driver,

Lets be real here, that kid looks more like a 3060 earner. The 4090 worker would be a mega chad.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

He may have been on installments… sort of a lay-a-day plan.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People pay good money for their kink

BrickTamland,

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

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