emerging_obscurity, (edited )

196 making jokes about eating babies: i sleep

196 when someone tries to make sylveon smoothie:

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Dude, I bought this flavour the other day and it’s amazing. I’m yet to find other stores near me that carry them without having to go to the city.

sylveon, (edited )

What the fuck??

DestroyMegacorps,

Its either testorone or estrogen

Getallen,

Testostogen

DestroyMegacorps,

The hell does it do? Make me masculine and feminine at the same time?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

turns you into a buff twink power bottom

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It balances out and does nothing

Getallen,

You turn into a big mommy with a cock

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

how dare u

brown567,

Nah

Pacific Punch on the other hand…

Xariphon,

Now listen...

There is no way any Fairy Type is zero sugar.

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

They got a little sugar in their tank

Bogus5553,

Yes

DuskyRo,
@DuskyRo@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

kritzel,

Now imagine swapping the pokemon with chickens and the drink with nuggets haha wouldnt that be crazy

Getallen,

yeah man beak and everything

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean you can’t argue with results, that shit tastes great and it means we’re not wasting beaks for no good reason.

Fuck anyone who insinuates that this is bad, bunch of classists.

Getallen,

Yeah, the only thing that matters is if the chicken was dead before it went into the food processor.

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