nickwitha_k,

I dunno. Pretty much the only thing that isn’t open source would be the shower head, pumps, and water heaters. However, those technologies are frequently out of patent, with the “user interface” aka shower head being what is actually proprietary but, that is optional.

Modern pipes are made of copper and/or PEX. The plans for the plumbing are generally public records. Seems pretty open source or at least “source available” to me.

Water itself has rather well-known atomic “source code” of one oxygen and two hydrogens.

What even would “closed source” water be?..

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar

Nestle

nickwitha_k,

Well played.

crashoverride,

Dude said shower, not the components that make up the shower

nickwitha_k,

Dude said open-source shower. That implies access to the knowledge required to recreate it, thus, the components that make up a shower. I demonstrated that most showers could be considered mostly open-source or at the least “source available”.

Moc,

Fucking gottem

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar

The linux memes post has almost 50% downvotes, guess some people took it personally 😆

Steamymoomilk,

No ,no its gnu+shower

Richard_Stallman_at_LibrePlanet_2019

eestileib, (edited )

That man (notoriously) does not shower.

H2207,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

If I take a GPLv3 shower, that means the water has to be open-source, the resevoir has to be open-source, the Earth’s water cycle has to be open-source.

People are 75% water give or take, so people have to be open source •~•, if people are open source then any plants fed by nutrients of corpses have to be open-source, the whole biosphere will end up being open-source.

Damn, how to open-source the entire planet in 1 easy step, take a libreshower people!

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar
Franzia,

If showers were free and open source, I’d use one.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Can we use it together? We could fork

Franzia,

Lmaoo

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I can also upstream some genetic code if you want some

mrmhm,

I’ll merge after we fork

F04118F,

Oh wow, so the schematics are published, the repair procedure is documented and you can 3D print the parts yourself? Sign me up for the open source shower!

Oh you thought open source meant sharing your secrets? Nah it’s actually more common to see secrets in the code in closed source projects than in projects that were open source from the start. In open source software, you need to set your own PP_SIZE as an env var or provide it in a .env file or keyvault.

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar

There has to be a way of turning this into a copy pasta and I will do every effort to make it happen

SnipingNinja,

Do it, it’s just spreading knowledge

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar
NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

The rain or a lake, duh

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar
fuggadihere,

Idgi

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t get it.

mossy_capivara,
@mossy_capivara@midwest.social avatar

Do you use linux?

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes

Limitless_screaming,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

The joke is that Linux users don't take showers and don't care about hygiene. The "free and open source" part has no actual meaning.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve never heard the idea that linux users don’t shower.

Limitless_screaming,
@Limitless_screaming@kbin.social avatar

It's not just a Linux thing; it's a joke about nerds in general or chronically online people being too invested in whatever they're doing like: playing video games, arguing on/moderating forums, or reading books and never taking time to care for outside things, including themselves.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah ok 👍

barsoap,

I can’t fathom the lack of life someone has to suffer from to come up with that. But I guess haters gonna hate.

Donkter,

Take a shower.

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