lane closed for no r(ule)eason

miss_brainfart, 9 months ago

I was fortunate enough to be part of a perfect zipper merge yesterday. Not one person tried something stupid, it was glorious.

Don’t see that very often.

ElectroLisa, 9 months ago

Didn’t the original say “Lane closed to ease congestion”?

anothercatgirl, 9 months ago

I think that this actually helps ease congestion in some cases, where one wide lane (too narrow for passing still) is faster than two narrow lanes. However, I prefer to say fuck cars and make one narrow lane with someone’s mobile home parked permanently in the other lane.

Blahaj_Blast, 9 months ago

Literally like 70% of the time!

ImplyingImplications, 9 months ago

Hey now they have to follow proper procedures.

Step 1. Close Lane
Step 2. Coffee break
Step 3. Order materials and equipment
Step 4. Invoice for materials and equipment
Step 5. Lunch