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argentcorvid, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
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I’ll just leave this here:

archive.org/details/GorillasQbasic

sanya, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

You could throw the banana at the sun youtu.be/2fstQVNFlXc

comador, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
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I’ll be honest, it took me a minute to remember this… I thought it was Rampage at first.

Blaster_M, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

GORILLA.BAS

troyunrau,
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Between it and snakes, I wasted several hours of my childhood.

Donjuanme, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

Played this on dos, wish I’d learned more programming. Building randomness all the way up, banana velocity limit disabled, wind all the way up.

That was 96?

Pacmanlives, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

The funny thing is for me is I never knew about this hidden game at the time. I was also like 6 at the time. I started on MSDOS 5 and wasn’t this in Win3.1? Wild this era of computing was. So many dip switch’s

ChillDude69,

I remember playing it on DOS-only machines. I think it started being included with QBasic in MSDOS 5. This is now unlocking a memory, for me. I remember, back in that era, I made a QBasic program that was literally the DVD screensaver, with the logo bouncing around…except it was just a circle with a gradient in it. I think I eventually upgraded it to being a smiley face. Anyway, that was long before the meme about screensavers like that, and the whole “OMG IT’S ABOUT TO HIT THE CORNER, SO SATISFYING” thing.

But the thing is, I distinctly remember having that “oooh, it’s gonna hit the corner” feeling. And it was extra satisfying, because I had coded the collision physics for myself, including offsets for the origin point of the circle, so it would bounce off the edges, rather than slide halfway off the screen. It was a really awesome feeling.

RubberElectrons, to memes in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
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I remember finding this game in black and white on a 386 “laptop” that ran windows 3.1, bought for $5 at a thrift shop on a curious whim, back in 2006. Thing was more of a lugtop, easily 15lbs.

Not sure how but I accidentally found myself in this game.

ChillDude69,

I’m not sure what the most original version was, but the one the screenshot is from is called Gorillas, and it was included with Mircosoft Qbasic, on DOS. It was intended as an example program, to show what QBasic could do. I modded the crap out of it, to make the explosions bigger and weird colors, etc. Changed the gorillas to be all mutated and fucked up, etc. Good times.

aaaa,

I learned that if you made a building or the sun the same color as the gorillas, then hitting it killed the gorilla.

Seemed like such an odd way to detect hits to me.

beebarfbadger, to risa in You grew up in Minsk, Worf. Did you never go outside?

lootnenenent worb pls

ChonkyOwlbear, to risa in Riker had some double-standard problems, man...

He has seen Worf’s personnel file. Riker knows what happened the last time an officer tried to tell him what to wear.

verity_kindle, to risa in Riker had some double-standard problems, man...
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Can we talk about Riker’s nipples? No nips, unless it’s a Betazoid wedding on the bridge.

limelight79, to risa in Which Zefram Cochrane do y'all prefer?

I use a can koozie for my soda all the time. :( It keeps it colder for longer. (The koozies aren’t beer themed though.)

VindictiveJudge, to risa in Riker had some double-standard problems, man...

Ro was basically on probation in her first appearance or two, IIRC. Uniform modifications are allowed at the discretion of the officer’s CO, and Ro was already in something of a disciplinary thing, so forbidding modifications makes some sense.

While the earring is typically religious and she may have been able to argue for reasonable accomodation on those grounds, Ro specifically wears it on the left ear, which is considered a secular way to show familial heritage while also indicating you don’t follow the Bajoran faith.

themoken,

Is the right vs. left ear thing head canon? I like it, but I’ve never heard of that distinction…

VindictiveJudge,

Just double checked. Looks like beta-canon from the novels. Interestingly, according to Memory Alpha, the first episode or two with Bajorans in TNG had all the male Bajorans wear the earring on the right and all the female Bajorans wear it on the left, but right ears for both sexes became standard pretty early on. The only other named character that wears it on the left is Lt Mura in PIC.

samus12345, to risa in Which Zefram Cochrane do y'all prefer?
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Being rejuvenated by Melllvar for 150 years made him pretty boring, it seems.

zaphod, to risa in Which Zefram Cochrane do y'all prefer?
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Stuffy and a thinly veiled metaphor for racists who object to mixed race relationships…

possiblylinux127, to risa in Which Zefram Cochrane do y'all prefer?

That was one of the better moments of star trek

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