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kitonthenet, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Cue musk backing out “it’s just a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺” in 3…

literallyacat, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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New Battlebots season's gonna be lit

bobby_tables, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Wait. This is for real?

SoupOfTheDay,

Someone stop reality, I want to get off

iAmTheTot,
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It's real in the sense that Elon was like "fight me," and Mark replied "when and where"

That's about it.

Realtrain, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?

Eggyhead, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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Rich people desperate for attention.

Liontigerwings,

say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.

batcheck,

I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got

flora_explora,
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This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already...

SomeGuyNamedPaul, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.

Wilshire,
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The internet was a mistake.

pseudorandom, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.

bumbly, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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In order to do a walrus attack, you have to actually get your opponent on the ground. What's the name of that female KFC fighter who was a beast at grappling but got into a ring with a boxer? She was destroyed because she couldn't get close.

ArugulaZ,
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What's the name of that female KFC fighter?

Connie Sanders, I think.

jeebus, (edited ) to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don't understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.

gk99,

I invest in Meta since I figure I'd better make money off of Zuck if he's gonna make money off of me, and I'm curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.

ArugulaZ,
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I'm putting fifty quatloos on the android!

natigin, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I'm cheering for that

ArugulaZ,
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Double KOs do happen from time to time in fighting games...

DragonFruit, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

If they were serious, Musk would get rocked. Musk is older and Zuck has mixed martial arts training.

ArugulaZ,
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And kung fu grip, like all plastic action figures!

Wilshire,
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Musk's bloated torso is so fucking gross.

moss,

I hate Elon Musk, but maybe we can get more creative with our insults? Many people have bodies that look like Musk's does. Let's do better than body-shaming.

Wilshire,
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You're right, I could do better.

DannyBoy, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

@Wilshire Yep... It's official. We're in a South Park episode!!!

motorik, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage

Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?

TheElectroness,

Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures

ArugulaZ, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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I demand a fight to the death! TO THE DEATH!
(for both participants)

WellThisIsNew, to news in Mark Zuckerberg Accepts Elon Musk’s Offer To Fight In A Cage
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Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.

Wilshire,
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The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.

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