Jeze3D,

The "lol" at the end of Musk's comment clearly indicated that he was joking yet people are taking this seriously for some reason.

storksforlegs,
@storksforlegs@beehaw.org avatar

Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.

halvdan,

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Edit: feel free to quote me if I'm wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?

Spudger,
@Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?

z2k_,
@z2k_@lemmy.nz avatar

I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.

Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.

krypt,

Imagine the army of personal trainers on each side

vale_fallacia,

They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.

WellThisIsNew,
@WellThisIsNew@fjdk.uk avatar

Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

I demand a fight to the death! TO THE DEATH!
(for both participants)

motorik,

Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?

TheElectroness,

Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures

DannyBoy,

@Wilshire Yep... It's official. We're in a South Park episode!!!

DragonFruit,

If they were serious, Musk would get rocked. Musk is older and Zuck has mixed martial arts training.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

And kung fu grip, like all plastic action figures!

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

Musk's bloated torso is so fucking gross.

moss,

I hate Elon Musk, but maybe we can get more creative with our insults? Many people have bodies that look like Musk's does. Let's do better than body-shaming.

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

You're right, I could do better.

natigin,

Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I'm cheering for that

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Double KOs do happen from time to time in fighting games...

jeebus, (edited )
@jeebus@kbin.social avatar

My money is on Fuckerberg. At least he stays in shape with his billions. I don't understand how Elon is so fat when he can pay people to literally put healthy food in his mouth like a baby.

gk99,

I invest in Meta since I figure I'd better make money off of Zuck if he's gonna make money off of me, and I'm curious if my money is literally on him. This seems like the type of universe where stock prices could fluctuate based on whether or not the CEO has a better punch than the other guy.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

I'm putting fifty quatloos on the android!

bumbly,
@bumbly@readit.buzz avatar

In order to do a walrus attack, you have to actually get your opponent on the ground. What's the name of that female KFC fighter who was a beast at grappling but got into a ring with a boxer? She was destroyed because she couldn't get close.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

What's the name of that female KFC fighter?

Connie Sanders, I think.

pseudorandom,

Hopefully they fight on a sub near the Titanic.

SomeGuyNamedPaul,

I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.

Wilshire,
@Wilshire@beehaw.org avatar

The internet was a mistake.

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