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Potatos_are_not_friends, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash
SuperJetShoes,

Fun (albeit personal) fact: I’m a Brit who was sent to work in Texas in '96. I’ve still got a “Don’t Mess With Texas” t- shirt from that time.

figaro, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

Definitely an asshole. That said, if it included some furniture, that could just be like, a sofa

Dkarma, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

Got abbots mom, finally!

DanglingFury, (edited ) to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

You can get, anything you want, at Alice’s* Restaurant.

robolemmy,
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Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that half a ton of garbage.

teuast,

I don’t think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on.

vivadanang,

*Alice’s

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I used to listen to that song every Thanksgiving on the way to my mom’s house, but my daughter won’t let me anymore.

vivadanang,

but my daughter won’t let me anymore.

? why not? It’s hilarious. My fam is all prior service or active military and we still laugh our asses off at the recruiting (MEPS) scene.

is there something I’ve missed about Guthrie etc? Happens, I adored Shel Silverstein until I heard the sequel to A Boy Named Sue…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Because she’s a teenager and they’re grumpy when they’re made to go somewhere for some stupid Thanksgiving and have a stupid dinner with stupid relatives.

vivadanang,

oh for a moment I was like… “shit what have I missed this time?” lol

good luck; I have a 13 old who’s sarcastic eye roll is fucking lethal, like, multiple teachers have commented.

Someone mentioned to me the other day: nothing I can mess up in this kid’s life (within reason) will be worse than the climate apocalypse coming. So enjoy this time.

Yeah. Fuck. But ok.

DanglingFury, (edited )

Lol as if i ever could have stopped my dad from playing it. He would wait till we were all in the car then turn it way up, only way to get him to turn it down was to take all our headphones off and listen quietly

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a softie. Also, there’s only so much complaining I want to deal with.

DanglingFury,

If you turn the volume up then you can’t hear the complaining. Non compliance is met with more watts. Old man ears are callous to extreme loud and can tolerate it better than any child and most woman. This is how i was raised. I also have tinnitus, so i too am become callous eared.

Ensign_Crab,

(Excepting Alice)

tallwookie, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

thats a lot of trash! like, a truckload?

remotelove,

It could be 0.23ft³ or 31.99 metric cups of lead.

sentient_loom, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash
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Thats not a litterbug, that’s a litterbeast

PlasmaDistortion,

And an asshole.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

He’s a litterasshole

reddig33, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

I’m honestly amazed they did anything about it.

TheJims,

He’ll be elected governor

Kalinus, to news in Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

What, did he tip over Greg Abbot?

FlyingSquid, to news in Texas teacher fired after assigning an illustrated Anne Frank book
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We can’t talk about the Holocaust if it involves anything but chastity and virginity. Sorry, kids.

Chariotwheel,

"... and then the Jews were led into showers, naked, but instead of water cleaning them deadly poison gas killed them all."

"Oh no! They were NAKED?!"

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Escape from Sobibor has brief nudity. We watched it in my middle school. Like the whole ‘bloc’ (they divided the grade into four of them) watched it, so bordering on 90-100 kids. Somehow, we’re not all depraved lunatics. A few of us are, but I’m guessing that has more to do with those violent video games I keep hearing about.

themeatbridge,

I remember in 7th grade watching a video which included real photos of the corpses from the Holocaust. Some were naked. I can remember the disclaimer that my teacher sarcastically provided, clearly annoyed that he had to, saying “Look, there are some truly disturbing images in this, but it is important to see them and understand what happened. You’re going to see naked bodies, and if that’s the part you can’t handle, well… I don’t even know what to say to you.”

sturmblast, to news in Texas teacher fired after assigning an illustrated Anne Frank book

censorship is not a way forward

Spitzspot, to news in Texas teacher fired after assigning an illustrated Anne Frank book

The NATional-Christian party strikes again.

Arotrios, to news in Texas teacher fired after assigning an illustrated Anne Frank book
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hystericallymad,

And that’s what makes this whole book ban thing the stupidest idea the movement has come up with. The information is already there (on the internet), dumbass…

Jaysyn, to news in Texas teacher fired after assigning an illustrated Anne Frank book
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No surprise from .

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Etterra, to news in Tech workers now doubting decision to move from California to Texas

Don’t forget the stupid deregulation, monstrous GOP politicians, and the complete and utter psychopathic ghoul they have in the Governor’s office. That guy’s tied with Pudding Ron for the 2nd place award for “worst human being in 21st century America.”

seejur,

3rd*

Etterra,

Wait, who’s second then? Jeffrey Epstein? Cuz I have T***p locked in at the top of that list.

seejur,

I would put Trump -> McConnel -> Ron -> This guy

SCB,

Texas is further deregulating stuff after their power failure shit show? Do you have a source I can read up on?

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