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fibojoly, to games in GTA 6: Florida Joker Demands $2 Million From Rockstar for "Taking" His Life; Gets Roasted By Red Dead's Arthur Morgan Instead

The law does. Lawyers don’t.

fibojoly, to games in No Man's Sky studio Hello Games unveil Light No Fire, a fantasy survival game set on a single, huge planet

I’m a bit surprised they haven’t joined forces with Peter Molyneux. They clearly need someone with a bit more experience at the PR side of things so they don’t over-promise!

fibojoly, to noncredibledefense in Chinese Navy Ignored SOS Call as US and Ally Stopped Pirate Attack

对不起我们听不懂!您会说汉语吗?

fibojoly, to games in The best roguelikes and roguelites on PC

That sounds pretty crazy!

fibojoly, to games in [Nostalgia Nerd] Why we switched to WASD

I remember playing Wolfenstein 3D with the mouse. There never was a question of what the mouse was for. It was for looking. The only question was what part of the keyboard to use. I started with arrows and Ctrl/Shift and used that for many years.

Can’t remember what game made me switch but it was when the controls became more involved with reloading and healing and such requiring specific keys and being very commonly used during gameplay. Probably Half-Life? I know it wasn’t id Software’s games, at least. Mmh… I’d love to remember, now.

fibojoly, to games in [Nostalgia Nerd] Why we switched to WASD

Wait, what¿! People would aim with the keyboard when then had a mouse? What. The. Fuck? That sounds pants on head retarded -_-;

fibojoly, to games in The best roguelikes and roguelites on PC

Isn’t Project Zomboid pretty much CDDA but with graphics?

fibojoly, to games in Ubisoft started showing ads in games

Well, if you play Steep, The Crew 2 or whatever their successors are called, i wouldn’t call it terribly shocking. In fact, honestly, I think it would fit really well with the actual game. Instead of fake sponsors, well, you get real ones! My main problem with that of course, is the slippery slope of actual, real world sponsors getting pissy that players want to wear their own custom designs and not the official sponsor logos. And then they make sponsored gear with in-game bonuses and we have this capitalist nightmare… I’m guessing this is what we’re gonna get, isn’t it?

sigh

On the plus side, I can always vote with my wallet.

fibojoly, to noncredibledefense in Which button do I press for the gay frogs?

I’m looking forward to seeing this on my uncle’s Facebook wall asap.

fibojoly, to noncredibledefense in Won't say they are enhanced, but our soldiers are dope

All I’m seeing is bigger hitboxes.

fibojoly, to programmerhumor in I did not ASCII that coming

I agree! There really should be no excuses at this point… you’d think. Even in 2008 I already felt we were behind the loop, but apparently I was vastly underestimating how bigger companies just dgaf.

fibojoly, to programmerhumor in I did not ASCII that coming

If only you knew how many huge companies have no fucking clue…

fibojoly, to noncredibledefense in Noncredible news today

Divide et impera. Still as effective now as it ever was throughout history. Whether it’s planned by nefarious parties, or naturally occurring from lack of teamwork.

fibojoly, to noncredibledefense in Noncredible news today

For real, same shit in France. Doesn’t matter how dirty Marine is, she’s got a solid block of morons behind her while the Left, as per fucking usual, can’t decide on who to push forward. What a clusterfuck this is gonna be :(

fibojoly, to games in Gabe Newell on why game delays are okay: 'Late is just for a little while. Suck is forever.'

The question bring why you’d keep working on something you got money for. Especially when you’ve been shown time and time again that people keep buying your games anyway. Seems more cost effective to pay those marketing people than your code monkeys…

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