“To be laid off”, or even better “to be let go”, are fucking euphemisms for “fired”, “kicked out”, etc.
That sort of vocabulary is typically used by HR to sound more benevolent, whereas when it’s happening to you, you’ll use the more aggressive terms.
FUCK whoever thought translating Excel formulas was a good idea. It is the most infuriating shit. Everything I learnt in English is now useless, without googling every fucking function every single time. Fucking idiots.
It’s the kind of testing my colleague would do. “well, nobody would be idiotic enough to enter something weird when they are asked for a number”. And so he’d only write tests for numbers. That kind of stuff.
The unit tests I’m looking at in this latest jobs are some primo “dev testing” bullshit. Their sole purpose clearly was to be able to say “we unit test our code in our pipeline and it all passed” and that’s about it. Ugh.
My favourite one was when I asked the user “can this happen?” (Some value being negative) and they reply “no never”.
Then, of course, I get an occurrence the day of the live demo with the user and her boss.
I ask again, “uh, so is this normal? Has it ever occured before? Because I asked you if it could happen and you said never.”
Now the boss replies “oh, we meant it’s extremely uncommon. Almost never happens”.
Turns out it happens once every few months, amongst hundreds and hundreds of transactions.
So I gently explained that the computer doesn’t care how often it happens. If it can happen, I need to code it in otherwise things go wrong!
Thankfully I had planned the eventuality, so I had a nice error message, but still. A lesson was learnt that day.