What was your weirdest experience with corporate-owned social networks? (plus paste your story in ChatGPT with the prompt "Re-write this story as a digital gothic story: ...") (lemmy.world)
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/5535933...
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[WP] You're a professional ghost exorcist. Instead of forcibly removing them, you negotiate them.
[WP] We had a hard time communicating with the aliens until we learned they only speak in bad puns.
Old prompt from Reddit.
[WP] Angels and Demons have almost no free will, having to follow the plans written out in the Book of Prophecy. But a minor panic occurs when 10 pages of the Book of Prophecy turn out to be blank.
[WP] Your mild-mannered friend is a scaredy cat. You decide to scare him as a prank. You jump out and yell, he assumes a fighting stance, his eyes glow red and he floats an inch above the ground.
Old prompt from Reddit so I could repost my response.
[WP] in a world where anything in the universe can be grown from a plant, a rare and powerful specimen is traded between the rich and powerful: the Sunflower
Old prompt from Reddit so I could repost my response.
[WP] Your ability to see the supernatural beyond their human disguises has caused you to fear them growing up, despite rarely seeing them. Your first job however, forces you to deal with them regularl
Old prompt from Reddit so I could repost my response.
[WP] Turns out that the Thanos snap was actually a type of cookie.
[WP] You've been asked to interview the heroes of the war, a 97 year old man, a 5 year old girl and a talking duck.
Old prompt from Reddit so I could repost my response.
[WP] A man buys a 12-pack of beer. When he opens the bottle, a completely inebriated, but highly functional genie emerges.
Old prompt from Reddit so I could repost my response.
[WP] The ritual calls for exactly 100 sacrifices. On closer reading, it's never specified the sacrifices have to be human. So you get a petri dish full of bacteria, and sacrifice that instead.
Cat: We’re the originator of this prompt concept, and it’s made the rounds a few times before. Let’s see how it does in the Fediverse, shall we?
from an old reddit prompt that asked about snowmen, and why you can't make them on Halloween
Winter can come early in the mountains. We can get snow here in The Corners as early as September, though it never lasts....