Devouring,

Not your keys, not your coins

Not your keys, not your coins

Anonymousllama,

Finally some actual good news for a change, let me break out the bubbles! 🍾🥂

waz,

While reading your comment I somehow managed to overlook the emojis initially and I just pictured you running outside with a bubble wand and a container of soapy water to celebrate.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Can we do some more CEOs and bankers, now? Start a trend. Keep the ball rolling. Puhleeeze.

paprika,

He’s the scapegoat for all financial crimes of the past decade. Before him it was Madoff. The rest will continue as normal.

peopleproblems,

And they’ll continue to commit fraud until they can’t kick the can anymore. Then they kick us because they have everything anyway.

SuckMyWang,

No they won’t. There’s way more of us. They’ll take serious action and make heavy weights testify before congress. Court cases will follow and the news and speculation will be dizzying. Then as the trials slowly work their way through the courts they will be found not guilty or face mild slaps on the wrist or have to resign from ceo to a lesser role like vice ceo. And which ever rich person stole the most from other rich people will be thrown to wolves and the cycle will continue for another decade.

helenslunch,

Most CEOs and bankers know they can’t screw each other. It’s only okay to screw the little guys.

At least Bernie got away with his scam for decades. He was an old old man who had lived a full life by the time he went to prison. Sammy? Not so much

Marketsupreme,

Sam Bad-Bankman Fraud

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

Sam Bankman Not Freed

popproxx,

Scamuel Brokeman Fraud

StraightArrow,

He was Bankman, now he’s Fried

jeffw,

slow clap

phoneymouse,

Come Mr. Bankman, bank me crypto-bonanza…

BattleBeetle,

Every news about this guy always has the same title, for almost a year

jeffw,

This is the first time he’s ever been convicted of a crime, not sure what you mean?

TheImpressiveX,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

…to the surprise of absolutely no one.

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Dunno. I distinctly remember doom and gloom that he’d get away scott free.

just_another_person,

No shit

gregorum,

So, so guilty.

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