Shivers in Canadian fear
Iron_Lynx,
Shhalahr,
qyron, Call me an idiot for my next words but it’s a fucking bird!
I’ve seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.
I’m aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.
Rykzon, You are an idiot. It’s not birds, it’s geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale
CeruleanRuin, Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.
qyron, So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.
Kolanaki, 
Cry havoc…
sobbing “HAVOC!” 😭
Stamets, 
And let slip the dogs of war!
Kichae, It’s better in the original Klingon.
Maalus, I like the Archer version “let slip the hogs of war…” “Dogs of war.” “Whichever farm animal of war, Lana!”
xkforce, Anyone that knows what canadian geese or college campus geese are like would think “geese of war” was redundant.
Pistcow, All geese are war geese
LillyPip, /c/canadamemes
deegeese, (edited ) We’re coming for you.
Stamets,
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