charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

His glorious mustache is misunderstood. They wouldn’t let him have it on Discovery.

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

my sexbot runs arch btw

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

Game recognizes game my dude.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

The paragon of virtue of course!

But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

DroneRights,

Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what’s good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd’s sexbots would probably misgender me because they’re programmed for men.

MataVatnik,

I’ve been begging for sex robots for years now. I’ve been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?

Doug,
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’d rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
metaStatic,

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

i didn’t read the whole thing and thought this was a meme about humans being sold at the store 💀

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Oh god, no. Lol

Although if that were possible, Mudd would be the store owner.

Nobody,

Alternative theory: Sexbots will take care of the sexual needs of gross incels without the possibility of procreation, killing off the alt right in a single generation.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

No, the best he keeps back in storage for his more exclusive clientele.

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